Top 5 Most Petty Zodiac Signs

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Pettiness is becoming an epidemic, but for some Zodiac signs, pettiness is a natural, everyday part of life!

After over a decade of extensive studying and research of the 12 signs of the Zodiac, I believe that I am now qualified to share with you the top 5 most petty zodiac signs.

First, let’s define pettiness: 

  1. the undue concern with trivial matters, especially of a small-minded or spiteful nature.

Petty people have a strong desire to get revenge from the smallest slight to their over inflated ego. Let’s be honest, we have all engaged in petty behavior but most of us don’t indulge in it consistently.

Consistently petty people are habitually petty and often to their own demise. It’s so childish it is almost comical to witness but to people who are naturally petty, they often justify their pettiness as an intolerance to bullshit. Petty people must always react! They see letting things go as a weakness. If your Sun or Moon is in any of the Zodiac signs below, BITCH! You’re petty!

Are you a petty human being? Did your Zodiac sign make the list? 

5th Most Petty Zodiac sign TAURUS

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The Taurus astrological age is the toddler. Do you have a baby between 8 months to 2 years old? Or have you every babysit a child that age? If so, you know first hand that toddlers are the most selfish little people in the world.

When babies want to be held they cry. When they want to eat they will snatch your food off your plate or scream bloody murder! If they do not get their way in the grocery store they throw a Migraine inducing tantrum, certain to embarrass you.

Here’s a short list of the tantrum throwing tyrants that make up the Petty sign of Taurus:

Karl Marx
Nikolai Lenin
Adolf Hitler
Ho Chi Minh (triple Taurus)
Pol Pot
Saddam Hussein

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Adolf Hitler was a Taurus, need I say more? Taurus will smack the shit out of you for mispronouncing their name. They can be violently petty. Female Taurus often see beating a bitches ass, as the only logical solution to a disagreement.

Reality TV star Chrissy Lampkin, who is married to Rapper Jim Jones is a classic case of a pyscho female Taurus who uses violence and aggression for the most petty transgressions. Anything that is even slightly insulting to a Taurus can set off their violent temper. Below is Chrissy’s mug shot after she was booked on Assualt charges for beating up Kimbella on an episode of Love & Hip Hop New York. The Taurus always has something to prove. It’s downright over the top and ridiculously annoying.

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I had a Taurus boyfriend who threw things and flung my suitcase down a flight of stairs when he was angry. Needless to say, Taurus can be DANGEROUSLY PETTY. Check out my article, “Taurus is one of the most popular sign among American Serial Killers!”

Taurus wants what they want when they want it. Regardless if it’s a turkey sandwich instead of a ham sandwich, they will give you the evil eye if you mess up their order. They are NOT shy about complaining about any and every little thing. The Taurus can be quite exhausting to be around as they expect perfection from themselves and everyone around them.

Taurus are a slave to loyalty when it comes to relationships. They are that ride or die chick who just can’t leave their man despite how often he cheats on her, beats her and disrespects her. The Taurus will allow bad treatment without consequences when they are in love until one day they just snap and end up murdering their significant other. Taurus would rather kill you then break up with you. Leaving someone they love is hard, murdering them is less difficult. Taurus are notorious for passion crimes and I’m willing to bet most episodes of the show Snapped, featured a Taurus on the run for killing their spouse.

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They are EXTREMELY superficial and materialistic and they won’t like you unless you own something luxurious. Taurus will talk about your shoes being off brand and your watch not being a real Rolex.

Taurus are that petty! They say it innocently like, “Nice watch, is that a Rolex?” or “Your hair is cute, are those extensions?”

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Taurus are so petty they will even go as far as suing you for petty and trivial things. For example, a man just sued his date for texting while she was in the movie theater with him, he is suing for a total of $17.31 in damages. I would bet $100 the guy who filed the lawsuit is a TAURUS. They are batshit petty!

Taurus invented tit for tat. Evening the score is something they are very good at no matter how trivial the issue is. They notice EVERY thing and they are quick to point out flaws. For example, if you have bad grammar they will keep correcting you if you forgot to wipe the boogers from your left eye this morning they will point that out. They point out that your shirt doesn’t match your pants and you only have the iPhone 6 and not the iPhone 7.

They just do too much in general. Toddlers are parasites that suck the life out of their parents and if you hang around a Taurus long enough, they will suck the life out of you. Every time you hang out with them, you will feel exhausted afterward just like a tired mother with Post Pardum Depression.

4th Most Petty Zodiac Sign SCORPIO

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Scorpio’s invented the phrase “Eye for an eye,” because they are hell bent on getting revenge by any means necessary. However, unlike the Taurus, the Scorpio strikes insidiously. The Scorpion will let you have your cake and eat it too, and wait until your comfortable again to strike back.

The Scorpio will cheat on you behind your back because last Wednesday you denied them sex because you said you had a headache. Scorpions are passionate and if you deny them love-making, they may roll over and just say, “Okay honey, get some rest.” But in their scandalous minds, they are plotting on which side chick to meet up with during their lunch break tomorrow who can give them some booty in the back seat of your family van.

The Scorpio gets revenge quietly. They will never admit all the petty shit they do to get back at you because they don’t think you deserve to know. In your eyes, they appear as the most understanding and easy going partner. However, when you uncover all their dirt, you will realize they are the most spiteful and petty person on earth!

They are sneaky with their pettiness. If you are upset with them and don’t give them attention, they go online and meet new people on Tinder who will give them undivided attention. If you use their car and don’t refill the gas, they will steal $20 from your wallet when your not looking and when you ask them about the money they will say:

Your missing $20 really? Wow, let me help you look for it, did you drop it outside?”

So, what happens when you thought your Scorpio was loving, and forgiving but you find out they’ve been scheming behind your back the entire time? Have you watched the latest season finale, Part 3 of The Real House Wives of Atlanta? Kandi Buress a Taurus, finds out the dirty scheme her so-called Scorpio friend was plotting behind her back all along in this emotional reunion show.

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It was so bad Scorpion Phaedra was fired from the show from spreading a rumor that Kandi tried to drug their mutual friend on the show with date rape drugs to have sex with her! See how petty Scorpios can be? All while smiling in your face and quoting scriptures from the bible and organizing church revivals.

 3rd Most Petty Zodiac Sign Capricorn

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Congratulations Capricorn, you made the top 3! If you didn’t have an ego the size of your ruling planet Saturn, maybe you wouldn’t take everything anyone says or does as an insult to you.

Capricorns have a love/hate relationship with drama. One minute they are passive and avoid drama at all cost. The next minute they are aggressive and starting fights at every opportunity. They are known for giving the cold shoulder and the silent treatment when they feel slighted for very long periods of time until they explode in rage and anger.

If you hurt a Capricorn, regardless of how trivial the matter, the Capricorn will go for days, weeks or even months without talking to you. They will talk about you behind your back on every occasion that presents itself but ignoring you is how they teach you a lesson. Capricorn’s feel obligated to teach people lessons. They are annoying motherly and fatherly people who act more like your parent than your spouse.

You will know you did something wrong, but they won’t tell you what it is unless you literally corner them. They like to keep you guessing. A Capricorn will become detached and indifferent towards you and you will keep asking them, “What’s wrong?” and “Did I do something to upset you?” The Capricorn will say something sarcastic or not respond at all. In their sadistic minds, they think you know what you did and you’re just acting as if you don’t!

It’s frustrating dealing with this level of utter pettiness. How can you resolve the conflict if they won’t tell you what it is? When they finally open up to you, it’s explosive. They bring up a laundry list of petty shit you did that bothered them and then they have the audacity to tell you how to fix it so it doesn’t happen again. Oh and it better not happen again!

If you are benefiting the Capricorn in any way, they may never tell you how you bothered them. They want to hold it in so you can keep paying half their bills, or so they can keep using your car to go to work.

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Capricorns express their pettiness by using people. Example, a Capricorn girl finds out her boyfriend cheated on her, she won’t confront him right away. First, she will ask him to buy a designer purse she has been eyeing for the last month. If he agrees to buy it, she will stay silent. Her logic is, “Yeah, he can continue to cheat, but I will milk him like a cow!”

If he says no, she will bring up the cheating, berate him to no end and demand that he buy the purse with his lying, cheating ass or else she is leaving! She will use his betrayal to finance all the things she wants him to buy. Watch out for this petty, spiteful, gold-digging drama queen.

2nd Most Petty Zodiac Sign LIBRA

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Libra’s hold grudges like they are holding on to dear life! Join the pity party Libra because you are spiritually constipated and don’t know how to just let shit go!

Libra’s are spiteful and very JEALOUS. Don’t let their smile fool you, they secretly despise everything about you. Like Taurus, they are very materialistic but more naturally stylish so their beauty comes off as effortless until someone else enters the room and the Libra feels threatened.

They always feel threatened and their insecurity is what fuels their pettiness.

It’s as if they believe everything is a silent competition and they must win. To balance out the scales of justice they carry, cutting you out of their life with no proper warning or explanation is how they show their pettiness.

If you have a Libra friend who is jealous of you, they will stop calling and texting you as much. They will stop asking you to hang out, and when they do hang out with you, they will criticize you about your flaws.

Libra’s love to say things like, “You think you’re all that!” or “Your cute but your not a 10.”

They often compliment you but follow the compliment up immediately with criticism. It’s how they balance the scales.

Kim Kardashian is the epitome of a Libra, a highly fashionable, shallow side of the pool dwelling BITCH!

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Libra’s are dangerously jealous, I know a Libra guy who cut off his girlfriend’s ponytail because he caught her hanging out with another guy. A normal person would have just left her, but a Libra is determined to get your ass back by invoking revenge.

They want you to hurt inside like they do. They feel it is their responsibility to punish you because you look better than them, make more money than them, you have a kid and they don’t or you got the promotion and they didn’t.

Libra’s are gifted with a strong attention to detail so they will point out things about you that no one else has before. They can do this to charm you by pointing out good things or they can use it to hurt you by pointing out bad things about you.

They are also petty like Taurus and will point out things about your clothing, grammar and even how you chew your food just to be petty and annoy you.

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Cardi B, another famed Libra who capitalizes off her hilarious pettiness. You think she’s acting, nah that bitch is really PETTY.  Libra’s hold grudges like no other and what she is saying in the above meme is all facts!

No matter what you do or say, the Libra will never forgive you for hurting them. EVER! They will remind you in the most childish, pettiest ways that you still must repent from the sins you committed against them.

Libra’s are controlling because they don’t want you to get one over on them. They need to know what you’re doing, where you’re at and why you didn’t call. To be an air sign, they are really domineering, which is weird. They are like mutants.

In one breath the Libra wants space to zone out and be alone, in the other breath the Libra wants to smother you and follow you around like a stalker.

They alternate between two extremes never balancing out those damn symbolic scales they carry around.

Never say to a Libra, “Let’s let bygones by bygones,” because they don’t know what that means. They don’t live by that logic, they live by petty, resentful, unforgiving and envious logic.

#1 Most Petty Zodiac Sign PISCES

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Congratulations Pisces, you petty little fish with a broken fin. You’re number one!

Pisces, shit! Where do I start? The most two-faced sign beside the Gemini, this swamp fish will filet you in several different ways as they practice pettiness as a religion.

Pisces the most creatively genius sign in the Zodiac is also the pettiest. What a wonderful combination! Albert Einstein was a Pisces who was adored for his genius but I am sure those closest to him, felt the full wrath of his pettiness on a regular basis!

Pisces is the most contradicting sign of the Zodiac. This is why their Zodiac symbol is two fishes swimming in opposite directions because they are trying to go into two different directions at the same damn time. Pisces likes to confuse people because they are confused!

Pisces love sulking and planning pity parties after they executive master plans of manipulation and betrayal against their closest friends and allies. And they wonder why everybody hates them…

Two-faced is an understatement when describing the petty Pisces.

Pisces is the Pope in the Catholic church who preaches his holiness then molest kids in his private corridors.

Pisces blame everyone for everything because they spend too much time thinking and not enough time “doing,” Pisces invented codependency and need someone or something around them all the time to feel validated. They get addicted to people or addicted to drugs.

Pisces wants to be the Martyr, they want to be persecuted and will take an L and go down just to say they saved someone else and so other people can feel sorry for them.

Spiteful, jealous, revengeful, passive and aggressive, the Pisces is every bit of genius and insanity all rolled into one human being. Between Rihanna FedEx’ing a package of rice (and chopsticks?) To Karrueche and Tamar trying to Sabotage Monica, y’all are some really petty folks.

Pisces put the P in Passive aggressive. They act unbothered when things actually bother them only to explode into an emotional nut case when they let it fester and build up over time. You might think everything is going well with your Piscean until they do something or say something very hurtful or rude to you out of the blue.

 

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They love to embarrass people as a way to express their inherent pettiness. They will literally wait until you’re in front of a bunch of people to insult you just to catch you off guard. It’s a powerful tactic that highly skilled, manipulative and petty people are great at!

Pisces self-mutilate. They torture themselves and others. Pisces remind me of bees. They are so petty they would sting you just to hurt you even though they will die after their stinger falls off. Their death is worth it as long as they were able to bother you. #Petty

Pisces invented religion, and religion is the most contradictory ideology ever invented by men. Need I say more?

Try to confront the Pisces about their rude behavior at your own risk. They may strike out against you in a psychotic argument or act as if your imagining things. Pisces are good at gaslighting and deflecting. They like to use reverse psychology as a way to get back at you.

Like their fellow water sign Scorpio, if you hurt their ego, sleeping with your boyfriend is not beneath them. They will start an all out affair with your man and sustain it for months or even years behind your back all because that guy Mike the two of you were crushing on chose to date you instead of them.

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They play favoritism daily and will choose certain kids, siblings, co-workers and friends to give special treatment too. They do it openly and blatantly to create drama and unrest because something in them is bored and needs to always pop off and provoke drama.

The Pisces will burn all your clothes if you text another woman or sleep with your boss to try to convince them to give you that promotion. Pisces always go too far! They are insane because they are a walking, talking, drama filled, Lifetime Network movie. They really do believe that their constant pettiness is essential in expressing their love for you.

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Pisces gives their all when they are in love to the point where it destroys them. The’d steal for love, even kill for love! They lose themselves in their partner and then become resentful because they sacrificed way too much. No one can reciprocate what the Pisces gives in relationships because no one else is crazy enough to sacrifice their life to prove their love. Pisces put their lovers before their kids, extended family, and friends just like the love blind Aries.

Pisces pettiness is unmatched because they express pettiness outwardly, secretly, passively, aggressively and sexually. Hands down the pettiest mutha fuckers you’ll ever meet!

 

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

 

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