Top 5 Most Petty Zodiac Signs

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Pettiness is becoming an epidemic, but for some Zodiac signs, pettiness is a natural, everyday part of life!

After over a decade of extensive studying and research of the 12 signs of the Zodiac, I believe that I am now qualified to share with you the top 5 most petty zodiac signs.

First, let’s define pettiness: 

  1. the undue concern with trivial matters, especially of a small-minded or spiteful nature.

Petty people have a strong desire to get revenge from the smallest slight to their over inflated ego. Let’s be honest, we have all engaged in petty behavior but most of us don’t indulge in it consistently.

Consistently petty people are habitually petty and often to their own demise. It’s so childish it is almost comical to witness but to people who are naturally petty, they often justify their pettiness as an intolerance to bullshit. Petty people must always react! They see letting things go as a weakness. If your Sun or Moon is in any of the Zodiac signs below, BITCH! You’re petty!

Are you a petty human being? Did your Zodiac sign make the list? 

5th Most Petty Zodiac sign TAURUS


The Taurus astrological age is the toddler. Do you have a baby between 8 months to 2 years old? Or have you every babysit a child that age? If so, you know first hand that toddlers are the most selfish little people in the world.

When babies want to be held they cry. When they want to eat they will snatch your food off your plate or scream bloody murder! If they do not get their way in the grocery store they throw a Migraine inducing tantrum, certain to embarrass you.

Here’s a short list of the tantrum throwing tyrants that make up the Petty sign of Taurus:

Karl Marx
Nikolai Lenin
Adolf Hitler
Ho Chi Minh (triple Taurus)
Pol Pot
Saddam Hussein


Adolf Hitler was a Taurus, need I say more? Taurus will smack the shit out of you for mispronouncing their name. They can be violently petty. Female Taurus often see beating a bitches ass, as the only logical solution to a disagreement.

Reality TV star Chrissy Lampkin, who is married to Rapper Jim Jones is a classic case of a pyscho female Taurus who uses violence and aggression for the most petty transgressions. Anything that is even slightly insulting to a Taurus can set off their violent temper. Below is Chrissy’s mug shot after she was booked on Assualt charges for beating up Kimbella on an episode of Love & Hip Hop New York. The Taurus always has something to prove. It’s downright over the top and ridiculously annoying.


I had a Taurus boyfriend who threw things and flung my suitcase down a flight of stairs when he was angry. Needless to say, Taurus can be DANGEROUSLY PETTY. Check out my article, “Taurus is one of the most popular sign among American Serial Killers!”

Taurus wants what they want when they want it. Regardless if it’s a turkey sandwich instead of a ham sandwich, they will give you the evil eye if you mess up their order. They are NOT shy about complaining about any and every little thing. The Taurus can be quite exhausting to be around as they expect perfection from themselves and everyone around them.

Taurus are a slave to loyalty when it comes to relationships. They are that ride or die chick who just can’t leave their man despite how often he cheats on her, beats her and disrespects her. The Taurus will allow bad treatment without consequences when they are in love until one day they just snap and end up murdering their significant other. Taurus would rather kill you then break up with you. Leaving someone they love is hard, murdering them is less difficult. Taurus are notorious for passion crimes and I’m willing to bet most episodes of the show Snapped, featured a Taurus on the run for killing their spouse.


They are EXTREMELY superficial and materialistic and they won’t like you unless you own something luxurious. Taurus will talk about your shoes being off brand and your watch not being a real Rolex.

Taurus are that petty! They say it innocently like, “Nice watch, is that a Rolex?” or “Your hair is cute, are those extensions?”


Taurus are so petty they will even go as far as suing you for petty and trivial things. For example, a man just sued his date for texting while she was in the movie theater with him, he is suing for a total of $17.31 in damages. I would bet $100 the guy who filed the lawsuit is a TAURUS. They are batshit petty!

Taurus invented tit for tat. Evening the score is something they are very good at no matter how trivial the issue is. They notice EVERY thing and they are quick to point out flaws. For example, if you have bad grammar they will keep correcting you if you forgot to wipe the boogers from your left eye this morning they will point that out. They point out that your shirt doesn’t match your pants and you only have the iPhone 6 and not the iPhone 7.

They just do too much in general. Toddlers are parasites that suck the life out of their parents and if you hang around a Taurus long enough, they will suck the life out of you. Every time you hang out with them, you will feel exhausted afterward just like a tired mother with Post Pardum Depression.

4th Most Petty Zodiac Sign SCORPIO


Scorpio’s invented the phrase “Eye for an eye,” because they are hell bent on getting revenge by any means necessary. However, unlike the Taurus, the Scorpio strikes insidiously. The Scorpion will let you have your cake and eat it too, and wait until your comfortable again to strike back.

The Scorpio will cheat on you behind your back because last Wednesday you denied them sex because you said you had a headache. Scorpions are passionate and if you deny them love-making, they may roll over and just say, “Okay honey, get some rest.” But in their scandalous minds, they are plotting on which side chick to meet up with during their lunch break tomorrow who can give them some booty in the back seat of your family van.

The Scorpio gets revenge quietly. They will never admit all the petty shit they do to get back at you because they don’t think you deserve to know. In your eyes, they appear as the most understanding and easy going partner. However, when you uncover all their dirt, you will realize they are the most spiteful and petty person on earth!

They are sneaky with their pettiness. If you are upset with them and don’t give them attention, they go online and meet new people on Tinder who will give them undivided attention. If you use their car and don’t refill the gas, they will steal $20 from your wallet when your not looking and when you ask them about the money they will say:

Your missing $20 really? Wow, let me help you look for it, did you drop it outside?”

So, what happens when you thought your Scorpio was loving, and forgiving but you find out they’ve been scheming behind your back the entire time? Have you watched the latest season finale, Part 3 of The Real House Wives of Atlanta? Kandi Buress a Taurus, finds out the dirty scheme her so-called Scorpio friend was plotting behind her back all along in this emotional reunion show.


It was so bad Scorpion Phaedra was fired from the show from spreading a rumor that Kandi tried to drug their mutual friend on the show with date rape drugs to have sex with her! See how petty Scorpios can be? All while smiling in your face and quoting scriptures from the bible and organizing church revivals.

 3rd Most Petty Zodiac Sign Capricorn


Congratulations Capricorn, you made the top 3! If you didn’t have an ego the size of your ruling planet Saturn, maybe you wouldn’t take everything anyone says or does as an insult to you.

Capricorns have a love/hate relationship with drama. One minute they are passive and avoid drama at all cost. The next minute they are aggressive and starting fights at every opportunity. They are known for giving the cold shoulder and the silent treatment when they feel slighted for very long periods of time until they explode in rage and anger.

If you hurt a Capricorn, regardless of how trivial the matter, the Capricorn will go for days, weeks or even months without talking to you. They will talk about you behind your back on every occasion that presents itself but ignoring you is how they teach you a lesson. Capricorn’s feel obligated to teach people lessons. They are annoying motherly and fatherly people who act more like your parent than your spouse.

You will know you did something wrong, but they won’t tell you what it is unless you literally corner them. They like to keep you guessing. A Capricorn will become detached and indifferent towards you and you will keep asking them, “What’s wrong?” and “Did I do something to upset you?” The Capricorn will say something sarcastic or not respond at all. In their sadistic minds, they think you know what you did and you’re just acting as if you don’t!

It’s frustrating dealing with this level of utter pettiness. How can you resolve the conflict if they won’t tell you what it is? When they finally open up to you, it’s explosive. They bring up a laundry list of petty shit you did that bothered them and then they have the audacity to tell you how to fix it so it doesn’t happen again. Oh and it better not happen again!

If you are benefiting the Capricorn in any way, they may never tell you how you bothered them. They want to hold it in so you can keep paying half their bills, or so they can keep using your car to go to work.

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Capricorns express their pettiness by using people. Example, a Capricorn girl finds out her boyfriend cheated on her, she won’t confront him right away. First, she will ask him to buy a designer purse she has been eyeing for the last month. If he agrees to buy it, she will stay silent. Her logic is, “Yeah, he can continue to cheat, but I will milk him like a cow!”

If he says no, she will bring up the cheating, berate him to no end and demand that he buy the purse with his lying, cheating ass or else she is leaving! She will use his betrayal to finance all the things she wants him to buy. Watch out for this petty, spiteful, gold-digging drama queen.

2nd Most Petty Zodiac Sign LIBRA


Libra’s hold grudges like they are holding on to dear life! Join the pity party Libra because you are spiritually constipated and don’t know how to just let shit go!

Libra’s are spiteful and very JEALOUS. Don’t let their smile fool you, they secretly despise everything about you. Like Taurus, they are very materialistic but more naturally stylish so their beauty comes off as effortless until someone else enters the room and the Libra feels threatened.

They always feel threatened and their insecurity is what fuels their pettiness.

It’s as if they believe everything is a silent competition and they must win. To balance out the scales of justice they carry, cutting you out of their life with no proper warning or explanation is how they show their pettiness.

If you have a Libra friend who is jealous of you, they will stop calling and texting you as much. They will stop asking you to hang out, and when they do hang out with you, they will criticize you about your flaws.

Libra’s love to say things like, “You think you’re all that!” or “Your cute but your not a 10.”

They often compliment you but follow the compliment up immediately with criticism. It’s how they balance the scales.

Kim Kardashian is the epitome of a Libra, a highly fashionable, shallow side of the pool dwelling BITCH!


Libra’s are dangerously jealous, I know a Libra guy who cut off his girlfriend’s ponytail because he caught her hanging out with another guy. A normal person would have just left her, but a Libra is determined to get your ass back by invoking revenge.

They want you to hurt inside like they do. They feel it is their responsibility to punish you because you look better than them, make more money than them, you have a kid and they don’t or you got the promotion and they didn’t.

Libra’s are gifted with a strong attention to detail so they will point out things about you that no one else has before. They can do this to charm you by pointing out good things or they can use it to hurt you by pointing out bad things about you.

They are also petty like Taurus and will point out things about your clothing, grammar and even how you chew your food just to be petty and annoy you.

libra meme

Cardi B, another famed Libra who capitalizes off her hilarious pettiness. You think she’s acting, nah that bitch is really PETTY.  Libra’s hold grudges like no other and what she is saying in the above meme is all facts!

No matter what you do or say, the Libra will never forgive you for hurting them. EVER! They will remind you in the most childish, pettiest ways that you still must repent from the sins you committed against them.

Libra’s are controlling because they don’t want you to get one over on them. They need to know what you’re doing, where you’re at and why you didn’t call. To be an air sign, they are really domineering, which is weird. They are like mutants.

In one breath the Libra wants space to zone out and be alone, in the other breath the Libra wants to smother you and follow you around like a stalker.

They alternate between two extremes never balancing out those damn symbolic scales they carry around.

Never say to a Libra, “Let’s let bygones by bygones,” because they don’t know what that means. They don’t live by that logic, they live by petty, resentful, unforgiving and envious logic.

#1 Most Petty Zodiac Sign PISCES


Congratulations Pisces, you petty little fish with a broken fin. You’re number one!

Pisces, shit! Where do I start? The most two-faced sign beside the Gemini, this swamp fish will filet you in several different ways as they practice pettiness as a religion.

Pisces the most creatively genius sign in the Zodiac is also the pettiest. What a wonderful combination! Albert Einstein was a Pisces who was adored for his genius but I am sure those closest to him, felt the full wrath of his pettiness on a regular basis!

Pisces is the most contradicting sign of the Zodiac. This is why their Zodiac symbol is two fishes swimming in opposite directions because they are trying to go into two different directions at the same damn time. Pisces likes to confuse people because they are confused!

Pisces love sulking and planning pity parties after they executive master plans of manipulation and betrayal against their closest friends and allies. And they wonder why everybody hates them…

Two-faced is an understatement when describing the petty Pisces.

Pisces is the Pope in the Catholic church who preaches his holiness then molest kids in his private corridors.

Pisces blame everyone for everything because they spend too much time thinking and not enough time “doing,” Pisces invented codependency and need someone or something around them all the time to feel validated. They get addicted to people or addicted to drugs.

Pisces wants to be the Martyr, they want to be persecuted and will take an L and go down just to say they saved someone else and so other people can feel sorry for them.

Spiteful, jealous, revengeful, passive and aggressive, the Pisces is every bit of genius and insanity all rolled into one human being. Between Rihanna FedEx’ing a package of rice (and chopsticks?) To Karrueche and Tamar trying to Sabotage Monica, y’all are some really petty folks.

Pisces put the P in Passive aggressive. They act unbothered when things actually bother them only to explode into an emotional nut case when they let it fester and build up over time. You might think everything is going well with your Piscean until they do something or say something very hurtful or rude to you out of the blue.



They love to embarrass people as a way to express their inherent pettiness. They will literally wait until you’re in front of a bunch of people to insult you just to catch you off guard. It’s a powerful tactic that highly skilled, manipulative and petty people are great at!

Pisces self-mutilate. They torture themselves and others. Pisces remind me of bees. They are so petty they would sting you just to hurt you even though they will die after their stinger falls off. Their death is worth it as long as they were able to bother you. #Petty

Pisces invented religion, and religion is the most contradictory ideology ever invented by men. Need I say more?

Try to confront the Pisces about their rude behavior at your own risk. They may strike out against you in a psychotic argument or act as if your imagining things. Pisces are good at gaslighting and deflecting. They like to use reverse psychology as a way to get back at you.

Like their fellow water sign Scorpio, if you hurt their ego, sleeping with your boyfriend is not beneath them. They will start an all out affair with your man and sustain it for months or even years behind your back all because that guy Mike the two of you were crushing on chose to date you instead of them.


They play favoritism daily and will choose certain kids, siblings, co-workers and friends to give special treatment too. They do it openly and blatantly to create drama and unrest because something in them is bored and needs to always pop off and provoke drama.

The Pisces will burn all your clothes if you text another woman or sleep with your boss to try to convince them to give you that promotion. Pisces always go too far! They are insane because they are a walking, talking, drama filled, Lifetime Network movie. They really do believe that their constant pettiness is essential in expressing their love for you.


Pisces gives their all when they are in love to the point where it destroys them. The’d steal for love, even kill for love! They lose themselves in their partner and then become resentful because they sacrificed way too much. No one can reciprocate what the Pisces gives in relationships because no one else is crazy enough to sacrifice their life to prove their love. Pisces put their lovers before their kids, extended family, and friends just like the love blind Aries.

Pisces pettiness is unmatched because they express pettiness outwardly, secretly, passively, aggressively and sexually. Hands down the pettiest mutha fuckers you’ll ever meet!


By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017


11 thoughts on “Top 5 Most Petty Zodiac Signs

  1. Hello there .

    First i want to point out Hitler is a cusp :- Aries Taurus

    Second about Scorpio revenge thing everyone have his/her own view of justice for Scorpio by the amount of emotional hurt you do to them they return it , so in a way they see it fair because when a person gives trust to another and this trust betrayed must be justice for such , it’s not fair to betray in wound someone heart and soul the wrong thing that they take matter of justice at their own hands acting like judge , jury and executioner but each person have his/own idealism about justice while the systems are broken as we all know ( not defending but stating facts )

    Third about Libra or anyone with cheating partner is not something to take lightly maybe for your own zodiac but not for most of the rest ( i agree about Libra the type of mirror mirror who the most beautiful charming one kinda thing ) also if you consider pointing out the bad things of the person as a bad thing then you wrong because truth is really important even if it hurts some said very bad stuff about me some were true i accepted and evolved myself to a better person ( Three things can’t stay hidden :- the sun , the moon and the truth ) better discover my bad sides sooner than this nature becomes a habit and nature hard to change or make a mistake which might be fatal in the future , Libra also the opposite of controlling they demanding things to be fair but they are not controlling they prefer a partner who decides for them they like to take equal amount to what they give ( well they don’t mind taking more ) also they needy even if they don’t admit it ( Libra is like a judge in court , can you let criminal go away with his/her crime ? for sure no otherwise we just savages )

    Forth you seem to really lack knowledge about water signs you can’t truly learn something without having real experience with them and in long terms since water signs like an ocean with almost no depth you can’t really understand something from the surface have to be very deep with them to create bonds in order for them to start opening up so such information are not based on real studies or true experience ( not trying to offend here only being honest ) , so Pisces yes they are confused about themselves because they truly suffer from paranoia about themselves and about the world scared of the world and scared of disappointment , they don’t try to confuse others they care about others and they gain self value from how much value they represent to others the betray part yes but also doesn’t apply to all but many yes and they don’t betray friends they are needy type need to feel their self value which trigger in them changing between moods as well friends depends on what they need to feel most … The church case is one case while it’s known that the molesting for kids doesn’t only apply by one person so many priests from many zodiacs does that ( we all heard stories about priest here or there molested child ) , Pisces blames themselves not others because they lack the feeling of self value so if anything gone wrong they blame themselves and isolate themselves from the world torture themselves mentally and can exceed to physically as well too like punishing themselves for everything that goes wrong blaming everything on themselves not others , ( Religion part i don’t follow any religion but also you can doubt it as you wish but either religion real or not this is something you truly can’t be certain about ) also seems you have issues about men in general so like you see all men the same which i read also in Gay men and such but didn’t comment there how about Lesbian women who do the same too ? or only the blame fall on men ? you cant be a judge of something if you are not fair to both parties which i assume comes from deep disappointment in men and bad experience with bad men that doesn’t mean all men are bad while you hate racism yet you sound like a racist yourself ( also not try to offend only stating facts ) also i don’t remember the name but read before a woman cut her husband part because he cheated on her was like couple years back on the news and as much abusive many men can be as much women can be abusive with their men or their children which you can hear terrifying cases about that everyday either from men or women , i know Air signs can’t deal with drama but water signs known for drama because it represent normal life issues only gets deeper with them because water signs are highly emotional as well very deep people not surface ones ( don’t judge a book from it’s cover or just the 1st couple pages ) to apply human understand you must go deep on what motivates people either physically , emotionally or mentally in order to truly get to know them but Air signs can’t handle much drama or heat of emotional depth of water which is a fact well known so you will not try to really get to know them on deep levels still you judge them without fully getting into their level of depth , also water signs not known to be fair they always connect in emotional depth and seek someone to connect with them on near depth or deep level too the stronger the connection the stronger they get attached to the person so yes they favor some over others which simply because you can get along with someones but not everyone which you made it clear when you said that with your experience with Scorpio , also since you can’t understand emotional depth of water signs , yes true real love should give all to loved ones the partner we love , or if your partner runs away if their is a killer around leaving you alone in the house ? yes die for something worth to die for our loved ones , family above all else what ever it needs to protect our family and bonds , protecting each other and our children or what else worth to die for ? , and yes we give all because the very happiness and light in water element signs is in emotional value , personally i don’t care about country , nation or religion all i care about my family and if this world for example would be a threat to any member to my family i would do anything even destroying the entire world burning it to ashes or go deepest depth of hell if that what it takes to protect my family that is what water element sign is like , if you hate it then avoid it as simple as that same for your issues with men hate them then you don’t have to get married or have another girlfriend then , i support same couple relations since love is love doesn’t know gender or race like force of nature , but hate or spreading hate or give false or wrong information about something without truly knowing about that is really bad and wrong ..

    As i said i am stating facts here so not trying to offend so i point out obvious from your own words , for sure if doesn’t suit you feel free to delete too

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    1. Gurl you had so much time. As a pisces my self, I can’t tell I’m the pettiest of them all. I like to b*tch around and I love drama. Btw, this is not true, not all the people look alike or act the same, being born on a date doesn’t mean you have TO BE like that. Really, chill babe. It’s just a joke, petty is life.


  2. Whoever wrote this is obviously a terrible author and needs to get their facts straight, I give it 1 star, but good effort, wonder what the authors zodiac sign is, probably a bored, lonely, jealous, insecure sign, just stating facts.


  3. Great read, I’m surprised my sign virgo isn’t there. We can be petty if pushed to a point but for the most part don’t have the time. If you did go in on virgo it wouldn’t upset me enough to prove my pettiness in the comments lol. Any how, so right about Taurus. I’ve been dating one for 5 months and can already see the little things he does just to bother me for a reaction or to prove a point. My mom is a Pisces and all that sounds familiar growing up. She would call people out or say something rude and disrespectful to one of us when there were new/other people around and it would just catch you off guard because she would never do that in private home setting. And then when someone snapped on her it makes the kids look rude lol but anyway nice article


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