Scorpio: The Worst Sign Of The Zodiac

I actually love Scorpios. Well, there’s a thin line between love and hate. Let me explain…

All my life I’ve struggled to understand why everyone I meet who annoys me to no end, just happens to be a Scorpio! Or a Cancer… but that’s another blog!

Sadly, that’s not where it ends. Many corrupt moguls, psychopaths, serial killers and con artist I Google just happen to be Scorpios.

That’s when I realized this was not some personal vendetta I had against Scorpios. Rather it was a generalized opinion most people shared that is backed up by facts.

Scorpio is of the water element, and fixed in nature. Certainly, everyone has seen the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio (who is also a Scorpio)… Scorpios represents fixed water which represents that huge iceberg that slammed into the ship, sinking it to the bottom of the ocean. No wonder Scorpio represents death, destruction and rebirth. Literally!

In addition, Scorpio’s ruling planet is a dwarf planet in an entirely different orbit... it’s a giant ball of ice which is referred to as a plutoid in astronomy. Imagine how it must feel to be ruled by a dwarf planet in a random orbit? Pluto lies in the Kuiper Belt, an area full of icy bodies and other dwarf planets out past Neptune.

To an Aquarius like myself, being ruled by Uranus, the only planet that spins on its side… I kinda think being ruled by a dwarf planet is very unique and mysterious. This is what makes Aquarius and Scorpio’s proud outkast, often celebrating that we are different from the rest!

Just like Aquarius, Scorpios had a changing ruling planet. In 2006, the original ruling planet of Scorpio which is Pluto was declared a dwarf planet. The new planet ruling Scorpio is Mars – which also rules Aries. In a sense, Scorpio energy graduated from Pluto and transmuted into Mars where it can assert itself even more powerfully.

Aquarius was once ruled by Saturn along with Capricorn but when Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781 by William Hershel BornNovember 15, 1738 in Hanover, Germany – Is it strange that a Scorpio born astronomer discovered the planet that Rules Aquarius and an Aquarius born astronomer discovered the planet that ruled Scorpio?

Aquarius born Clyde William Tombaugh born on Feb. 4, 1906 was the first astronomer to discover the planet Pluto which rules Scorpio. Thus, as an Aquarius we have a gift to truly see the Scorpio for what they are and I must say the findings are both mind blowing and troubling! And vise versa, no one I’ve ever met see’s the true essence of Aquarius like a Scorpio can.

Despite what modern day astrology will call an incompatible connection – Scorpio and Aquarius know each other on a deeper level that transmutes astrology – a higher understanding your average YouTube astrologer couldn’t comprehend! And with this, I present to you why Scorpio is the WORST sign of the Zodiac.

Below is a list of the most common reasons Everyone Hates Scorpios!

1. Scorpios are loyal to their secrets, but they aren’t loyal to you!

They have a graveyard of skeletons in their closet. They love secrets, not people. Scorpio will take a lifetime of secrets to the grave. The best thing about this dark characteristic is their less likely to snitch even if tortured or threatened.

Scorpios get off on knowing things others don’t know. Unlike Aquarius who like to share and pour out knowledge, Scorpios hoard and monopolize knowledge. This is why Scorpio and Aquarius either love or hate each other.

2. They use their intuition to manipulate and deceive others.

They aren’t as psychic as the astrological community claims them to be. They’re more demonic then they are angelic and can sense weaknesses like vampiric parasites.

They sneak attack when victims least expect it like the venomous scorpion they are named after. They can and will kill you eventually. Maybe not your body, but definitely your soul.

3. Scorpio has a dominating alter ego

Women in the streets but a whore in the sheets is an understatement! The Scorpio is the Preacher who has a congregation of 10,000 people at his mega church but spends summers in Thailand raping children. The contradictory nature of a Scorpio is almost as bad as that of a Gemini.

Spy on a Scorpio and you’ll witness their double life. Be prepared to be shocked to the core as their contradicting identities are revealed before your very eyes.

4. Scorpios are Perverts

My sister dated a psycho Scorpio once. Every time he breathed I was annoyed. He was a lying, cheating and abusive lunatic. One day my sister was doing laundry, emptied out his gym bag and guess what she found?

A PROSTHETIC PUSSY! With a bottle of lube.

These people are school teachers by day and Swingers by night. Sex is just as important as water. Especially kinky, taboo sex with their best friends boyfriend type of shenanigans. If they want something you have they’ll stop at nothing to get it. Destroying lives, marriages and friendships without remorse.

Not to mention porn addiction and weird fetishes not limited to beastiality.

5. Scorpios are extremely paranoid

Any perceived threat or slight to their ego ignites extreme paranoia. Scorpios are always looking out the side of their eyes. They have a tendency to believe everyone is out to get them. This is because they have a guilty conscious. Their greatest fear is that other people might be as scandalous as them.

Appointing everyone around them as enemies gives Scorpio a narcissistic grandiose image that everyone is jealous of them or hating on them.

Again, it’s their guilty conscience that makes them believe others are untrustworthy.

They remain quiet to remain observant because they always have to size every up around them in order to come out of their shell. They date people who aren’t as mentally swift as them to secure their need to control their partner and the dynamic of their relationships.

6. Scorpios believe in Petty Revenge

For example, if you don’t replace the roll of toilet paper, instead of telling you how that annoys them, a Scorpio will give you the silent treatment for two weeks!

If you asks them what’s wrong, they’ll unemotionally retort, “Nothing!”

They’d rather get even by stone walling people than being an adult and talking about their feelings. They don’t want to give away their power. Sharing their feelings is giving away their power.

Scorpios don’t get mad, they get even! In fact, they have a secret vault of animosities and they must invoke revenge upon the perpetrators. The revenge will be enacted when the victim least expect it. Sometimes years later!

7. Scorpios are so quiet it’s creepy!

You’ll notice a Scorpio in a crowded nightclub sitting in the back alone in a corner with a expensive bottle of Champagne, wearing all black, people watching with a Charles Manson grin on their face.

They are loners who crave love and sex. They hate the spotlight but love dark alleys.

When asked a question Scorpios take a very long time to answer. They’re not slow. They may stall the answer by retorting jokes or sarcasm as deflection. They have to strategically calculate everything they say. Unlike they’re tactless opposite sign Aries.

Scorpios are ruled by Pluto, the farthest planet in our solar system. I believe Pluto is also known as what religions refer to as Hell or the underworld.

Scorpios want to be around people, but they don’t want to be around people.

They’ll go to a party or event and act hella anti-social confusing everyone around them. You might find yourself thinking, “If they aren’t going to socialize, why’d they come to the event?’

Just give them a few drinks! They’ll suddenly turn into a social butterfly gracing the room with their bipolar presence.

They’ll talk a lot when drunk but not about anything that allows you to really get to know them. Superficial topics that protect their vulnerability is all you’ll get!

Why are Scorpios social yet anti-social at the same time?

No one knows the answer to that question. Oh wait! Maybe a psychotherapist does…

8. Scorpios Mastered the Poker Face

Literally! Some of the world’s most famous Poker players are Scorpios sun, Scorpio rising or Scorpio moon.

What’s confusing is astrologers worship these demonic, duplicit, manipulative assholes as if they are in touch with their emotions.

They’re not! They hide, evade and deny their emotions behind a smiling face, a fake friendship, a charitable cause or a poker face.

If you’re supposedly emotionally superior but you hide your true emotions all the damn time, what’s the point?

Water signs are Emotionally Imbalanced most of the time, all this hype about Scorpio, Cancer and Pisces being in touch with their feelings is laughable. All water signs are actors. They can mock emotions but do they really feel emotions?

9. Scorpion Bill Gates heavily invest in Monsanto

A classic Scorpio move is to hide an evil agenda behind a fake charity. Is there a company more evil to invest in then Monsanto? This is what makes Scorpios more two faced and duplicit than Gemini’s.

10. Scorpios are extremely jealous

They must underhandedly one up you. Unlike a Leo who will blatantly one up you, Scorpios try to be sneaky about it.

Highly perceptive people notice Scorpios are so jealous and petty it’s almost pitiful. Anyone who’s attractive, talented or smart makes the Scorpio feel small and threatened.

The Scorpio then unloads, competing for admiration and attention. They can be fierce yet quiet competitors who secretly want all eyes on them. They are incomprehensibly contradicting and intolerably competitive.

11. They are terrible parents (Dark sided Scorpios only, I know amazing Phoenixed Scorpio parents)

Chris Jenner the Scorpion mother of the Kardashians… She made them very wealthy adults but at what cost? Of course sex tapes and sexual finesse is something to do with the beginning of a Scorpios Masterplan to become rich. Scorpios trust no one! Not even their kids. Not even themselves! They can easily dispose of their children allowing their parents or the foster care system to take care of their kids when the Scorpio is in their feelings and just don’t give a damn!

Their kids never, ever come first and are often neglected. Scorpios children feel like they barely know their parents because Scorpios rarely talk to their kids or open up to them. Dark sided Scorpios are physically there but not really present when it comes to their kids.

12. Sarcastic, underhanded comments

You can count on a Scorpio to have a quick sarcastic and sadistic comeback for everything you say to them.

It’s annoying. They’re so defensive that talking to them is like an endless game of ping pong with long spaces of silence in between and psychotic, blank stares.

Side Note: It takes Scorpios too long to open up in relationships.

It’s exhausting dating someone who just won’t let you in. Scorpios think vulnerability is a weakness and trusting others is foolish. No wonder they’re relationships are just based on sex the majority of the time!

If they eventually let you in after 4 or 5 years of you fighting to open their heart, the minute you hurt them all hell will break loose. Run!

13. They speak in a soft, fake innocent low volume/tone.

When a Scorpio talks it sounds like a whisper. Nothing annoys an Aquarius more. Speak up or shut up. No one has time for that Michael Jackson soft tone. Scorpios Lack of base in their tone and appear soft spoken. However, they are from soft spoken. That’s just a disguise, they can and will annihilate you on every level.

Grab your hearing aids, you’ll need it. They talk low because they think everyone is listening in on them or eavesdropping. Truth is no one gives a damn about what they have to say.

Scorpios strategically talk in inaudible tones so that the person who is asking them a question has to say “huh, repeat that I didn’t hear you.” Until they eventually forget what they were asking in the first place.

Every time a Scorpio speaks they move in on your ear and whisper like they’re telling you Classified government information but you just asked for directions to the Nearest Popeyes Chicken. Ughhh back up creep! They have no boundaries and violate others physical space.

14, They’re always looking around like someone’s watching them.

They are people watchers. Not because they’re interested in people, but because they’re secretly at war with people.

Scorpios remind me of fugitives on the run. It’s comical how they look around at people like people actually notice their existence.

Scorpios love to say “So and so is stalking me…” 

Scorpios put restraining orders on imaginary people. It’s called delusional paranoia, and there’s no cure.

15. Everything is a Strategy

Imagine how it feels hanging out with someone who always has a hidden agenda? Well just hang out with a Scorpio.

Everything they say or do is to appear to you a certain way but under the veil who they really are stays hidden.

They’re motives behind their agenda is for selfish means to attain business, a love interest, money, fame or pity.

There’s nothing authentic about these calculating, selfish, scripted pricks! Let’s take Colin kaepernick’s kneeling publicity stunt as an example. It did nothing but make “him” look like a social warrior on the surface… And yes he did donate to many charities after the kneeling to add to his resume’ However, ultimately he signed a huge deal landing him a large lump sum of money with Nike. In the end, it’s all for the Scorpios benefit. And since I have a Taurus moon I can’t help but admire the hustle!

16. Low key shoplifters

A Scorpio can be filthy rich but still go to Macy’s and shoplift. They get off on the thrill of tricking people.

It’s orgasmic to a Scorpio to get away with stealing things without people finding out.

They’ll steal your belt or a small accessory and find it amusing to witness you go crazy looking for it while they have it in their pockets all along.

17. They collect things from people

They steal things and collect them. Every Scorpio has a box of trinkets they’ve stole from people at work, past lovers, friends, and strangers.

Don’t be surprised if you find a pair of your underwear, used condoms and a piece of weave in their creepy trinket box. Look through it if you dare!

18. Scorpios are connected to the underworld

They see ghost, monsters, demons and are obsessed with cats and religion. They like Tarot cards and occult artifacts. They like working the graveyard shift and volunteer to witness exorcisms.

They have sex dungeons and exotic pet reptiles. Weirdos!

19. Manic depressive control freaks

One day they love you. The next day they hate you. Other days you just don’t exist because they create an eerie space between the two of you out of the blue! If they don’t believe your unconditionally in love with them or caught in their spell they won’t want to be with you! Scorpios require their mates to be stupid in love with them.

They are mostly depressed and can be really fun to be around one day and really miserable to be around the next.

20. They have a psycho blank stare

You know that feeling you get when someone is staring at you? Then you turn around and it’s a Scorpio staring into your soul.

It’s a blank stare that immediately makes you uncomfortable and uneasy. All Scorpios have small, slanted, beady eyes or lazy eyes as if they’ve been zapped by the Men in Black… Staring into a Scorpio’s eyes is like being sucked into a black hole. It’s extraterrestrial…

Regardless of everything terrible about Scorpios, I still admire a few of them who overcame their darkness or have undergone a successful exorcism.

One of my favorite Novels “Dracula” was written by a Scorpio – Bram Stoker born November 8, 1847. I always knew there was heavy Scorpion influence surrounding that book which ultimately drew me towards it… One of the best gothic novels ever written. Of course Dracula himself was a Taurus, the opposite of Scorpio. Same difference.

Bram Stoker, a beloved Scorpio paved the way for vampire novels starting a trend that is still just as powerful and addicting as it was since its inception 200 years ago!

Bram Stoker wrote 12 novels, including Dracula and The Jewel of Seven Stars, and also published collections of short stories. Dracula was originally titled The Undead. As Dracula says: “My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side.” To date, more than 1000 novels and 200 films have been made about the vampire Dracula.

Getting stung by a Scorpio could actually be a good thing! According to scientific research! 

“In the lab, scientists are finding out that venomous proteins can be used in medicine. Researchers have had success, for example, in using scorpion venom to treat brain tumors in humans. Instead of causing harm to healthy nerve and muscle cells, venom such as chlorotoxin can be used to block signals from cancer cells.” Source -Askabiologist.com

Scorpion venom is worth a whopping $39,000,000 per gallon!

Esoterically you can transmute the Scorpion sting and use it as a cleansing of old toxic habits to renew yourself inside and out. Scorpio comes into your life selling death like selling candy to kids. Death to the old you and birth to the new you. Energy never dies, it can only transform. If you want to live, you can’t be afraid to die. Scorpio philosophy!

Ladies, you know that charming Scorpio is bad. But we all crave the bad boy – to our own demise. But there’s a flip side. There is good in his bad. There is an opportunity to shed old skin we’ve been carrying around for years that won’t intimidate him like it scared off the others. He’s here to shake you. If he succeeds he also evolves. It’s a win-win.

The quote from the book Dracula listed below is the perfect example of the seductive qualities of a Scorpio:

““The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me, with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of.”
― Bram Stoker, Dracula

I said all this just to say… I ACTUALLY LOVE ALL MY SADISTIC, ADDICTIVE SCORPIOS!

By Janell Hihi @copyright2017

Air Signs Aquarius, Libra & Gemini Are NOT the Most Emotionally Aloof Zodiac Signs: Guess which zodiac sign is?

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There is a huge misconception of air signs being circulated in the online astrology community.

Air signs are not the most emotionally aloof zodiac signs. Have you read the book The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman? Every zodiac sign, and every element they belong to whether fire, water, earth or air, expresses love in different ways.

However, the stereotype placed on air signs, specifically Aquarius being overly detached and aloof when it comes to relationships is complete bullshit. Here’s why!

Aquarius is the astrological symbol of friendship. Aquarius invites everyone from all walks of life to be their friends without judgement. Friendships is also the foundation of lasting love!

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Without friendship, love is built on lust, infatuation and temporary sexual passion. My parents are both air signs. Two Gemini’s who are about to celebrate over 54 years of marriage! Their testimony of lasting love is based upon the strength of their friendship. Not their sexual chemistry although they had seven children and that obviously wasn’t an issue.

More importantly, lasting relationships are built on a combination of what every zodiac sign has to offer, but none of which would be possible without the foundation of friendship and that is what the air sign tribe Libra, Aquarius and Gemini bring to the table when it comes to love, intimacy and relationships.

In addition, Libra’s stand for marriage. How is it that they can stand for relationships and marriage and be aloof at the same time? Is it because they can love without possessing, unlike a water sign (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio)?

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Libra is the sign that rules marriage. This is probably why October is one of the biggest wedding months. Libra marriages are, not surprisingly, very much about balance and give and take from both partners. The relationship is a real priority to you and your man.

Are Libra’s one of the best candidates for relationships because they are gifted without the insight of balance? They know when to step back and give their partner space and when to shower them with love, attention and affection. Unlike fire signs who love too much, too fast without “thinking.”

I’d much prefer balance. I  prefer endurance over short lived high intervals. Air signs aren’t fast and furious like fire signs, nor are we slow and overly cautious like earth signs (Virgo, Capricorn & Taurus) We are all and in-between. We are chameleon, shapeless and formless.

Gemini’s bring a child-like enthusiasm and innocence to love and relationships. Gemini gives freedom for you to keep your individuality and still be in a relationship with them.

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Gemini energy gives variety, countless point of views and opinions to relationships to ensure it’s not one-sided and remains multi-faceted. Gemini brings fun to boring routine’s in relationships. Gemini energy forces love to see the Yin and the Yang, making us more open to love in totality. Accepting both good and bad parts of ourselves and our partners.

If a water sign says they love you, it may be manipulative and insincere. If a fire sign say they love you, it may be just out of momentary lust and passion or to get sex from you! If a Gemini says they love you. Congratulations, it’s REAL love!

Stop telling us we don’t know how to be vulnerable or affectionate!

If you’re an air sign reading this, don’t accept the limited interpretation mainstream astrology makes you out to be. Yes, you can be both cerebral and emotional. You can be intelligent, logical, rational and be emotional, empathetic, affectionate and selfless at the same damn time!

We are not one dimensional beings. We are fragments of everything and everyone. Our birth charts can give us an idea of what elements we are lacking. My new astrology channel on YouTube Zodiac Wars main goal is to harness the energy of the elements you lack in your birth chart so that you can become more whole.

I personally lack fire in my chart. I attract fire signs (Aries, Sagittarius, Leo) because I need to learn from them. I need to show my love a little more, I need to be fearless in the face of obstacles blocking my path to accomplishing my goals.

I need fire signs to teach me to be more vulnerable. And I need to teach fire signs how to be lead by true love, not lust, temporary passion, infatuation or sex. I am being taught by fire signs everyday. I am harnessing their energy and becoming a better person. Learn from the energies of other signs to achieve self mastery. That’s what astrological alchemy is all about!

Scorpio is more emotionally detached than Aquarius.

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Yes! I said it. Scorpio’s, the masters of illusion. A Scorpio friend of mines is a champion in world Poker tournaments. Why? He can literally shut off his emotions at the drop of a dime.

He has the power to hide everything he feels in an inner vault no one will ever have access to. He is not naturally vulnerable. He is naturally paranoid. Always sizing up everyone and labeling them as having bad intentions towards him.

He is tit for tat, eye for an eye and will seldomly tell you who he really is or what he really wants. He has few close friends, and is generally cautious about making new friends, unlike the friendly, non-judgmental Aquarius.

Scorpios keep a part of themselves shut off. Who gets access? Not many. Maybe not any! How is it they are labeled an emotional sign when all they do is hide? I find it taxing trying to get close to a Scorpio. It’s a battle some may have the patience and grit to fight for, but not me!

So there you have it. Scorpio is the most emotionally detached, aloof and paranoid zodiac sign! What do you think? Tell me your experience with both air signs and Scorpios… do you agree? Comment below!

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By Janell Hihi copyright@2017