Scorpio: The Worst Sign Of The Zodiac

All my life I’ve struggled to understand why everyone I meet who annoys me to no end, just happens to be a Scorpio!

Sadly, that’s not where it ends. Many corrupt moguls, psychopaths, serial killers and con artist I Google just happen to be Scorpios.

That’s when I realized this was not some personal vendetta I had against Scorpios. Rather it was a generalized opinion most people shared that is backed up by facts.

Below is a list of the most common reasons Everyone Hates Scorpios!

1. Scorpios are loyal to their secrets.

They have a graveyard of skeletons in their closet. They love secrets, not people. Scorpio will take a lifetime of secrets to the grave. The best thing about this dark characteristic is their less likely to snitch even if tortured or threatened.

Scorpios get off on knowing things others don’t know. Unlike Aquarius who like to share and pour out knowledge, Scorpios hoard and monopolize knowledge.

2. They use their intuition to manipulate and deceive others.

They aren’t as pyschic as the astrological community claims them to be. They’re more demonic then they are angelic and can sense weaknesses like vampiric parasite.

They sneak attack when victims least expect it like the venomous scorpion they are named after. They can and will kill you eventually. Maybe not your body, but definitely your soul.

3. Scorpio has a dominating alter ego

Women in the streets but a whore in the sheets is an understatement! The Scorpio is the Preacher who has congregation of 10,000 people at his mega church who spends summers in Thailand raping children.

Spy on a Scorpio and you’ll witness their double life. Be prepared to be shocked to the core as their contradicting identities are revealed before your very eyes.

4. Scorpios are Perverts

My sister dated a psycho Scorpio once. Every time he breathed I was annoyed. He was a lying, cheating and abusive lunatic. One day my sister was doing laundry, emptied out his gym bag and guess what she found?

A PROSTHETIC PUSSY! With a bottle of lube.

These people are school teachers by day and Swingers by night. Sex is just as important as water. Especially kinky, taboo sex with their best friends boyfriend type of shenanigans.

Not to mention porn addiction and weird fetishes not limited to beastiality.

5. Scorpios are extremely paranoid

Any perceived threat or slight to their ego ignites extreme paranoia. Scorpios are always looking out the side of their eyes. They have a tendency to believe everyone is out to get them.

Appointing everyone around them as enemies gives Scorpio a narcissistic grandiose image that everyone is jealous of them or hating on them.

However, it’s their guilty conscience that makes them believe others are untrustworthy.

They remain quiet to remain observant because they always have to size every up around them in order to come out of their shell.

6. Scorpios believe in Petty Revenge

If you don’t replace the roll of toilet paper instead of telling you how that annoys them, they’ll give you the silent treatment for two weeks!

If you asks them what’s wrong, they’ll unemotionally retort, “Nothing!”

They’d rather get even by stone walling people then being an adult and talking about their feelings.

Scorpios don’t get mad, they get even! In fact, they have a secret vault of animosities and they must invoke revenge upon the perpetrators. The revenge will be enacted when the victim least expect it. Sometimes years later!

7. Scorpios are so quiet it’s creepy!

You’ll notice a Scorpio in a crowded night club sitting in the back alone in a corner with a expensive bottle of Champagne, wearing all black, people watching with a Charles Manson grin on their face.

They are loners who crave love and sex. They hate the spotlight but love dark alleys.

When asked a question Scorpios take a very long time to answer. They’re not slow. They have to strategically calculate everything they say. Unlike they’re tactless opposite sign Aries.

Scorpios want to be around people, but they don’t want to be around people.

They’ll go to a party or event and act hella anti-social confusing everyone around them. You might find yourself thinking, “If they aren’t going to socialize, why’d they come to the event?’

Just give them a few drinks! They’ll suddenly turn into a social butterfly gracing the room with their bipolar presence.

They’ll talk a lot when drunk but not about anything that allows you to really get to know them. Superficial topics that protect their vulnerability is all you’ll get!

Why are they social yet anti-social at the same time?

No one knows the answer to that question. Oh wait! Maybe a psychotherapist does…

8. Scorpios Mastered the Poker Face

Literally! Some of the worlds most famous Poker players are Scorpios sun, Scorpio rising or Scorpio moon.

What’s confusing is astrologers worship these demonic, duplicit, manipulative assholes as if they are in touch with their emotions.

They’re not! They hide, evade and deny their emotions behind a smiling face, a fake friendship, a charitable cause or a poker face.

If you’re supposedly emotional but you hide it all the damn time, what’s the point?

Water signs are Emotionally Imbalanced most of the time, all this hype about Scorpio, Cancer and Pisces being in touch with their feelings is laughable.

9. Bill Gates heavily invest in Monsanto

A classic Scorpio move is to hide an evil agenda behind his fake charity. Is there a company more evil to invest in then Monsanto? This is what makes Scorpios more two faced then Gemini’s.

10. Scorpios are extremely jealous

They must underhandedly one up you. Unlike a Leo who will blatantly one up you, Scorpios try to be sneaky about it.

Highly perceptive people notice Scorpios are so jealous and petty it’s almost pitiful. Anyone whose attractive, talented or smart makes the Scorpio feel small and threatened.

The Scorpio then unloads competing for admiration and attention. They can be fierce yet quiet competitors who secretly want all eyes on them. They are incomprehensibly contradicting.

11. They are terrible parents

Scorpios trust no one! Not even their kids. They can easily dispose of them allowing their parents or the foster care system to take care of them when the Scorpio is in their feelings and just don’t give a damn!

Their kids never, ever come first and are often neglected. Scorpios children feel like they barely know their parents because Scorpios rarely talk to their kids or open up to them.

12. Sarcastic, underhanded comments

You can count on a Scorpio to have a quick sarcastic and sadistic comeback for everything you say to them.

It’s annoying. They’re so defensive and talking to them is like an endless game of ping pong with long spaces of silence in between and psychotic, blank stares.

Side Note: It takes Scorpios too long to open up in relationships.

It’s exhausting dating someone who just wont let you in. Scorpios think vulnerability is a weakness and trusting others is foolish. No wonder they’re relationships are just based on sex the majority of the time!

If they eventually let you in after 4 or 5 years of you fighting to open their heart, the minute you hurt them all hell will break lose. Run!

13. They speak in a soft, fake innocent low volume/tone.

When a Scorpio talks it sounds like a whisper. Nothing annoys an Aquarius more. Speak up or shut up. No one has time for that Michael Jackson soft tone. Lack of base in your tone conversation.

Grab your hearing aids, you’ll need it. They talk low because they think everyone is listening in on them or eavesdropping. Truth is no one gives a damn about what they have to say.

Scorpios strategically talk in inaudible tones so that the person who is asking them a question has to say “huh, repeat that I didn’t hear you.” Until they eventually forget what they were asking in the first place.

Every time a Scorpio speaks they move in on your ear and whisper like they’re telling you Classified government information but you just asked for directions to the Nearest Popeye’s.

14, They’re always looking around like someone’s watching them

They are people watchers. Not because they’re interested in people, but because they’re secretly at war with people.

Scorpios remind me of fugitives on the run. It’s comical how they look around at people like people actually notice their existence.

Scorpios love to “say so and so is stalking me…”

Scorpios put restraining orders on imaginary people. It’s called delusional paranoia, and there’s no cure.

15. Everything is a Strategy

Imagine how it feels hanging out with someone who always has a hidden agenda. Well just hang out with a Scorpio.

Everything they say or do is to appear to you a certain way but under the veil who they really are stays hidden.

They’re motives behind their agenda is for selfish means to attain business, a love interest, money, fame or pity.

There’s nothing authentic about these calculating, selfish, scripted pricks!

16. Low key shoplifters

A Scorpio can be filthy rich but still go to Macy’s and shoplift. They get off on the thrill of tricking people.

It’s orgasmic to a Scorpio to get away with stealing things without people finding out.

They’ll steal your belt or a small accessory and find it amusing to witness you go crazy looking for it while they have it in their pockets all along.

17. They collect things from people

They steal things and collect them. Every Scorpio has a box of trinkets they’ve stole from people at work, past lovers, friends, and strangers.

Don’t be surprised if you find a pair of your underwear, used condoms and a piece of weave in their creepy trinket box. Look through it if you dare!

18. Scorpios are connected to the underworld

They see ghost, monsters, demons and are obsessed with cats and religion. They like Tarot cards and occult artifacts. They like the graveyard shift and volunteer to witness exorcisms.

They have sex dungeons and exotic pet reptiles. Weirdos!

19. Manic depressive control freaks

One day they love you. The next day they hate you. Other days you just don’t exist because they create an eerie space between the two of you out of the blue!

They are mostly depressed and can be really fun to be around one day and really miserable to be around the next.

20. They have a psycho blank stare

You know that feeling you get when someone is staring at you? Then you turn around and it’s a Scorpio staring into your soul.

It’s a blank stare that immediately makes you uncomfortable and uneasy.

Regardless of everything horrible about Scorpios, I still admire a few of them who overcame their darkness or have undergone a successful exorcism.

By Janell Hihi @copyright2017

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Moon in Cancer: How to Harness Intuitive Awareness

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It’s time to stop hitting the snooze button and wake up!

Drink your cosmic coffee and sit down… its about to get real! Real emotion because the moon is in sensitive Cancer!

On the eve of this moon in Cancer, I had epiphany. I don’t want to be in a relationship.

People who really want to be in relationships are in relationships. I had to swallow the hard truth that I like the feelings that relationships bring… and I’d like to capitalize off the bliss.

I want the privelege of being loved by someone But don’t want to take the risk of being vulnerable.

vulnerability is like oxygen to relationships. I don’t want it bad enough to give into vulnerability just yet. I’ve had amazing people attempt to get close to me and I curved all of them.

I push people away because my soul and my heart doesn’t want to be in a relationship. What do you need to accept regarding the emotional dark side of yourself?

Aug 18th and 19th the moon will be in Cancer before it goes back into Leo on August 21st the Day of the Total Eclipse!

Admitband accept your emotional dark side. I had an emotional epiphany on the eve of this miraculous moon in Cancer

Allow yourself to feel very deeply on these two divine days while the moon hangs out in Cancer.

Deep within our feelings lies hidden potential untapped that can change our view on spiritually forever.

Sit down, close your eyes and allow yourself to activate your intuition and uncover your own intentions and those of others.

Be minful of psychic ties that energetically cling to you and influence you to think, say, eat and do things that will fog your brain and take you off the trail to your destiny.

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So much will be uncovered this weekend. Anger will arise within us if we are not connected on a frequency that allows us to see the picture.

People will reveal their true motives to you energetically before you can logically make sense of it.

Aries and other fire signs… Sagittarius and Leo will get so much insight it from this energy it may make them feel out of touch with reality.

Aries it’s time to step up into your cardinal greatness. The world needs your genius. Use this weekend to remove blocks that hold you back.

Its time we all trust ourselves and our own potential. Stop looking for others to validate your greatness.

Rise up!

This may cause an internal war because this deep pychic knowing will conflict with what you want to be true or real, forcing you to break through illusions.

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Some people will choose to stay sleep and ignore their nagging intuition. You can activate your 6th sense and access to the divine.

However, astrology is free will and if your not ready to see things with your third eye astrology is free will and you can keep snoozing and stay unevolved at your own detriment.

Scorpio in Jupiter is approaching and if your not walking in spirit on a frequency that emits your true purpose, that phase will jolt you into awakening whether you like it or not!

Are you ready to release energetic blocks and rise to you divine power? Let me help! Feel in the form below and I will analyze your birth chart and give you 6 insights on energetic blocks your unique vibration emits and how to overcome the obstacles obscuring your divine path,

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Why Your Relationship Will Fail According to Your Zodiac Sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini.

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There is a dark side and bright side to every Zodiac sign. We all have our yin and your yang. Unfortunately, our dark side is what get’s us into life altering trouble!

It’s important to understand our shortcomings so that we can take the necessary steps to  to overcome them.

Each Zodiac sign has a lesson to learn and a hurdle that stands in the way of achieving the loving and lasting relationship they’re hearts truly desire.

Each analysis is based on each zodiacs signs gender.

Why your relationship is doomed based on your Zodiac sign:

Aries Woman: You over do it! You love too hard too fast and sacrifice it all for the man you fall for. Love is not all or nothing. Maintaining a sense of self while embarking on an intimate relationship is your greatest challenge. You are not willing to let a man be a man. You are too aggressive, too eager and too down.

You are that ride or die chick that always get’s played in the end. The fiery Aries woman needs an alpha male who is strong willed and ambitious. Problem is she diminishes his masculinity by trying to be the provider in the relationship. Aries, fall back! As soon as a man let’s you take charge you enjoy running the ship but you slowly start to lose respect for him. Aries woman are natural bullies so she takes authority too far. You like to give your all to everything you do and that is why you are very successful in life in general. However, when it comes to love learn how to ration out the amount you sacrifice. Don’t give it all away all at once. Don’t neglect your friends or your children when you fall in love with a man.

Your biggest issue is you give too much of yourself and become resentful and very angry when it is not reciprocated. No one is willing to sacrifice themselves as much as you do, so to expect your lover to match your eagerness and unnecessary sacrifices is unrealistic. If you want to give your all, be happy doing it without expecting others to do the same. Learn a healthy sense of give and take. Don’t just give, give, and give, then explode in anger like a complete psychopath when all your tedious favors are not returned!

Aries are creative genius, and if you do not have a creative outlet, you will expect your lover to fill that void. That is not his responsibility! Maintain your sense of self by choosing what artistic endeavor moves you and stay true to it forever, regardless if your in a relationship or not. If you do not have your creative outlet, you will have continuous outburst of unhealthy, and violent rage!

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Aries Men

Like Aries Woman, this fiery, creative male Ram needs a creative outlet otherwise, he will take all his frustration out on the lady in his life. Aries men cannot compartmentalize. That is his biggest hurdle in the way of achieving lasting love. If things aren’t going well at work, he sulks, has an attitude and becomes cold and distant. He is not as verbally assertive as the female ram. He is more passive aggressive and will give his lady the silent treatment for issues that have nothing to do with the relationship.

The Aries man will shut down! This hinders communication in relationships. His partner will have to play guessing games to try to figure out why he’s mad now! It’s childish but his silence is his way of processing his feelings and he expects his woman to just know that about him and give him his space.

Her feelings about it will have to wait. Aries men are selfish like that. It is mostly about him and how he feels. Aries astrological age is the infant. They are the first born sign of the zodiac and the Aries man exudes infancy. He doesn’t communicate very well until you push the last button and he explodes with mind boggling anger. Like an infant crying uncontrollably, you better watch out! Be there like a concerned mother ready to console him and him close. His anger means he needs love and affection more than ever. He just doesn’t know how to effectively communicate it.

Aries men will ruin their relationships by lack of communication. They are very much in their heads until one of their senses are triggered, hungry, horny, playtime or envy and jealous! He may not speak much, but when he does it is precise, prophetic, eloquent and borderline genius. This man is brilliant! He may be an undercover writer, lyricist, rapper, singer, poet, or strikingly talented painter or artist. Get to know his artistic side and praise him for it, he will love you tenfold in return.

If Aries man doesn’t learn effective verbal communication skills, and a healthy outlet for anger besides being passive aggressive, he won’t find lasting love. Just short lived passionate flings.

Taurus Woman:

She’s a contradiction. At first this is exciting to men, but then it becomes tiresome and annoying down the road. She is a leader, never afraid to be the only female in a male dominated occupation. She is often in management or a teaching field where she has free reign to run the show. This seeps into her relationship and she becomes a total control freak. Dominant, possessive and overprotective!

Taurus woman leave no box unchecked as they eagerly dive in and do the work. They do the work the man is supposed to do and justify it by claiming they are so loyal. Well, slaves are loyal to their masters when they do not know they are in bondage. Taurus, loyalty is not everything when you neglect being loyal to yourself! Taurus woman want a commitment relationship but will settle for a friends with benefits or side chick situation just to remain attached to the man she fancies in some way, shape or form.

Taurus woman will overlook their man’s shortcomings, forgive too much and allow themselves to be somewhat of a punching bag just to prove how strong their capacity is to love and “stick it out” like a big girl.

I love my Taurus female friends but they rant about how their man continuously hurts them without doing anything about it. Ever. When the Taurus woman see’s the red flag, she charges forward like the bull she is with full speed, never stopping to think about what the hell she is doing. She will stay in a dead end relationship well past it’s expiration date. Know when to leave Taurus woman!

Her biggest hurdle is falling first without getting the facts. She is a slave to her senses being that she is the toddler of the zodiac sign. Tasting, feeling, touching, seeing, etc. If a man can figure out she can’t see past the physical senses, he will dominate her and make her his pet Bull. Literally!

Taurus Man:

Unfortunately, I find Taurus men irresistibly attractive. He is the epitome of masculinity yet tinder and warm on the inside once you win his trust and affection. He is emotionally strong, well disciplined, and he works very hard to maintain his toys. Work hard play hard, well even at the expense of his health and his relationship with you. Get accustomed to coming second. It’s always business first baby! If your not a super confident woman, you will find it hard to not allow his other priorities he puts over you to chip away at your self-esteem.

However, when it comes to him, you better make him a priority or you will lose him, fast! He demands your loyalty and your attention without beating around the bush. Taurus men will tell you what it is, without ever stuttering or going back on his word if he is serious about you. If he’s just fucking around with you, he’ll treat you like one of his toys, using you and then throwing you back in the toy box.

Taurus men treat relationships like a business. They just don’t know how to draw the line and turn off their CEO swag when taking a long romantic walk with their lady on the beach. If you are helplessly feminine like myself, you crave his alpha male mentality and strength until he has an angry, jealous tantrum and shocks you to the core.

How could a man so sweet, so giving and so real be so prone to anger. A Taurus man will punch a wall or throw a lamp, similar to a toddler at a grocery store whose mother put the bag of skittles back on the shelf after he was fixated on trying to open the bag and devour them.

He’s sweet and sour. Hot and cold. An addicting contradiction. His biggest hurdle in accomplishing ever lasting love is controlling his tantrums, calming his jealous tendencies and not being so blatantly honest and overly critical of his woman. He has very little tact and doesn’t know when to stop being condescending and verbally disrespectful. He can make his woman feel cherished in one instant and like complete garbage the next. Taurus men, stop switching to extremes! Stabilize your energy.

Gemini Woman:

Gemini ladies, your relationship will fail because you’re naive’ to a fault. Gemini’s are the children of the zodiac. They are easily deceived by candy, toys and false promises. Predators prey on the Gemini female because of her innocent and gullible aura.

Men are very attracted to the docile femininity of the unfiltered, say whatever I wanna say, fun loving Gemini female. She has the ability to bring men back to the playful side of their childhood they’ve long forgotten.

However, it also makes her susceptible to deception. She focuses on the bright side of everything and overlooks glaringly bright, flashing red flags! Gemini never really saw the signs, she is blindsided with happiness and joy most of the time.

When she is hurt she is really shocked and the man who hurts her is devastated because of her innocence. The Gemini woman needs to activate her intuition and look at the reality of a situation instead of just sunshine and rainbows.

Realism is what will save the Gemini female from being so naive and getting hurt repeatedly by lovers. What makes her scared of commitment and unattached to the point where she’d rather fuck around and be promiscuous is the inability to truly forgive and not hold a subconscious grudge against men in general for her own naivety.

Gemini woman are bitter for the wrong reasons and it’s always someone else’s fault when they get hurt. Her inability to take some responsibility in the dysfunctional relationships she has participated in, stunts her growth and she keeps meeting the same type of men, over and over again.  She is likely to cheat or use a man financially if she knows a relationship won’t manifest between the two of them. It’s never something for nothing with a Gemini woman, you are paying for something!

Gemini Men:

Gemini and Aquarius men are most likely to be single their entire lives and be happy living a life commitment free life!

He can’t spell commitment let alone comprehend the meaning. He is too afraid of losing freedom. Gemini men are like flies hoovering around your bed at night while your trying to go to sleep. Just buzzing in your ears and landing on different parts of your face to annoy you. They don’t really want anything serious with you, they just want to buzz around you and feed upon you until they are full and ready to move on to their next target.

Being faithful is not slavery dear Gemini man. You’re biggest downfall is that you don’t know how to stop being unruly. You can’t settle down and stick to one woman. It’s boring to you. Relationships are boring right?

No, you’re boring! You are too passive and you don’t want to put in the work. Being that you are the child of the Zodiac you want to play all damn day and only be concerned with what thrills you!

The grass is always greener on the other side. Most Gemini men have ADD and can’t focus on you or anything else. If they see a girl they deem more attractive than their wife or girlfriend they will cheat if given the opportunity. Their motto is: “You only live once!” Why should

Woman don’t take you seriously because you don’t take them seriously. You are not an alpha male like most air signs and you often confuse friendship with love. You fall for your friends and friend zone romantic interest. It’s a twisted game that is very amusing to you. Gemini men are passive and he will lie incessantly because he doesn’t have the balls to tell the truth!

The hurdle you must overcome is childishness, inconsistency and confusing friendship with love. Why should the Gemini man hold back on his indulgences just to stay faithful to you? 

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

Aquarius Have a Misconception of Intimacy.

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I am known to criticize the downfalls of every sign in the Zodiac and you’d be surprised by how much hate mail I receive from various people who claim I am attacking their sign.

I also receive emails and comments from people who are in complete agreeance with my character analysis of each sign. Regardless, I haven’t clearly pointed out the flaws in my own Zodiac sign.

What the hell is wrong with Aquarius?

Aquarius is fixed and detached. This means we are stubborn and we do not easily conform to anyone or anything. This may appear as a strength but it could breed disloyalty and an inability to commit.

Speaking of commitment, Aquarius feel that if they commit to someone or something completely, they sacrifice their freedom. As an Aquarius, we always think we have to trade in our freedom to be in a relationship.

Aquarius are deliberately ambiguous in our intent because we have no idea what we want most of the time. We just want the freedom to want what we want when we want it without giving an explanation.

Did that confuse you? Well, that’s what Aquarius tend to do…. confuse people.

The lesson all Aquarius must learn is that there is a unique freedom within love itself. Love is freedom. Intimate love is not restrictive, it’s the opposite. It gives us wings.

I talk a good game, and I am aware of my dark, shadow characteristics. However, it is nearly impossible to take my own advice. I can’t comprehend my aversion to closeness, my fear of falling so deeply in love I think I will lose myself.

Aquarius are low-key obsessed with themselves. Our deepest fear is being so entrenched in love, our work, humanitarian efforts, goals, friendships and various projects will fail to be accomplished.

Aquarius doesn’t want to be lost in anything but themselves. That is slightly narcissistic.

Aquarius always remain friendly, yet objective. Open minded, but critical, adventurous but cautious.

We don’t rush to fall in love but we rush into everything else! We hate slowness. We think fast, talk fast, walk fast…

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We are the yin and the yang and there are some Zodiac signs that find that characteristic annoying, indecisive and contradicting.

We remain in the middle, unattached, refusing to take any side. Except when it comes to human rights and equality. Our passion for life and protecting other’s is always made crystal clear.

However, when it comes to love, we harbor a misconception of intimacy. I must admit, love makes me claustrophobic. I dread the responsibility of “Making someone else happy,” and I’d much rather be in a less restrictive relationship where we love each other deeply but there is more of an element of freedom. Not the freedom to cheat, but the freedom to continue to explore our true nature.

Friendship is how Aquarius love. We express our love as a friend and we recognize love only through friendship. When friendship, respect and that air freedom we need is missing, we run away from love.

Aquarius want closeness but they also want freedom. Aquarius want commitment, but they also want ample free time to continue to check off items on their lifelong bucket list.

Unlike any other Zodiac sign, we are not afraid to be alone. The problem is, we get attached to our aloneness and have a difficult time coming out of it.

Aquarius who are single for a long time will have a very hard time adjusting to a relationship.

Aquarius is fixed. We are controlling. Not overtly, but in a manipulative and secretive way. 

Aquarius make awesome sales reps and con artist. We have a mind that can read other’s almost instantly and use that knowledge for good or evil.

Aquarius are very attracted to intelligence. Good looks are great but a lack of intelligence, passion and drive is a COMPLETE turn off to Aquarius.

Aquarius hate strict schedules and routine. This makes it hard for us to stick to long term goals. We can be seen as less serious and unfocused. This is not true in most cases, we just do things our own way and in our own time. To maintain our obsession with freedom.

Other’s see us as weird. We do odd things because we truly are different. The problem is different is not always good.

As soon as we feel smothered, we retreat into ourselves. We get busy doing other things. We need breaks from boring routine often.

Aquarius astrological age is the 2nd childhood. We are close to Pisces, which is the oldest sign in the Zodiac. So, we are like the fun-loving grandparents who spoil their grandchildren rotten. We want to explore, play, nap, eat, and travel.

We are at that pre-elderly stage where we want to do all the things we couldn’t do because we were tied down raising our kids and working. It’s like we are in a mental retirement. This is what makes us artistic, genius and highly imaginative.

On the flipside, we can be cruel, judgment, condescending and overly critical like most people in their mid to late fifties. 

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Aquarius are inconsistent by nature and obsessed with constantly switching things up to keep things interesting. This is why we suck in relationships.

We want to be in love, but not so much in love that we are joined by the hip. We are cowards who run away from closeness with others. If it get’s too deep, we swim to the shore where it’s safe.

We use humor to soothe our pain. Hey, it’s better than using drugs! Sometimes we over do it with joking and don’t know when to stop. Joking when we should be serious. We like to “Appear,” as though we are not hurt, upset with the direction of our lives, or lonely. We enjoy Playing when we should be focused. Daydreaming when we should be working.

We crave change but we are fixed and stubborn. Therefore we are too comfortable in our ways at times and this stunts our spiritual growth as the war inside of continues to rage between fear and courage.

We say things we don’t mean when were angry. We have random, built up, outburst and follow that up with the silent treatment for days or weeks on in.

We repeat ourselves and talk in circles often. Many find this annoying. Especially Scorpios and Virgos. They always point that out to me.

We try to appear too aloof because we’re afraid of rejection. Aquarius will always appear overly nonchalant and casual as a shield to protect themselves from being dependent on other’s approval or affection. It’s really sad.

Please like, share and comment if this resonates with you or an Aquarius you know.

By Janell Hihi

Copyright@2017

 

 

 

 

The Narcissist Favorite Victims: 4 Most Codependent Zodiac Signs

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In a recent article, I pointed out the top narcissistic signs in the Zodiac. This article will do the opposite by listing the 4 most codependent Zodiac signs. The narcissist purposely seeks codependent people because they are the perfect victim to prey upon.

The codependent has low self-esteem, a huge need for validation and a glitch that makes them give and give while accepting very little in return. Codependents accept non-reciprocal relationships and narcissist are inherently incapable of reciprocation which makes these two a match made in heaven.

What does it mean to be codependent?

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#1 Codependent Zodiac Sign: CANCER

Cancers are excellent caregivers. They also make great parents. Their willingness to nurture those around them with love, support, and attention can allow the Cancer to easily be used, abused and manipulated.

The nursery rhyme, “Mary had a Little Lamb,” is a great example of how Cancer’s follow their love interest hopefully and blindly. Mary’s little lamb is the symbolic representation of a Cancer and how they operate in relationships. They like to revolve around their partner.

The narcissist is immediately attracted to the Cancers parental-like characteristic because the narcissist had an abusive or an emotionally unavailable parent as a child. The narcissist wants to feel loved and supported and the Cancer is the only sign who eagerly gives love and attention unconditionally.

The problem with most Cancers is that they don’t know where to draw the line. They give and give and then become resentful. They give selflessly just so they can cry their favorite line, “But I gave you everything!” The Cancer’s dark side is to be a martyr like most water signs. Cancer’s want to be the one to sacrifice it all just to complain and whine about it incessantly.

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The victim role is their favorite role. They purposely attract people into their life who will abuse them, just so they can feed their emotional turmoil and depression. Like, most co-dependents, Cancers manifest toxic relationships into their life believing they can fix the other person. This never works, and the Cancer is always hurt in the end. Never learning from their mistakes.

Cancer’s capitalize off their sadness. The rapper 50 Cent got shot five times yet continuously brags about his so-called immortality in his rap lyrics. Cancer’s don’t share their testimony of their hardships and struggles to be a beacon of light for others. Instead, they use it solidify their proud role as the victim. They want you to know what happened to them. They want you to know how other people went out of their way to hurt them.

Cancer is one of the most intuitive and clairvoyant zodiac signs but they rarely act on their instincts. This is what makes the Cancer so puzzling and hard to figure out.

Cancer, like Pisces and Scorpio, can vacillate between being a codependent and a narcissist. After all, they are two sides of the same coin. They can play both roles simultaneously throughout their lives. However, they are more likely to be the co-dependent than the narcissist. Pisces however, is the only water sign with more narcissistic traits.

One thing you will never, ever hear, is a Cancer taking responsibility for their pain. Instead, they say sadistic things like, “It’s my fault,” or “Everyone thinks I’m worthless.” They want pity more than they want respect. FACTS! The narcissist preys on this desire and usually strings along a Cancer for decades inflicting varying levels of abuse onto them.

How Cancers can heal from narcissistic abuse:

Cancers can use their emotions to heal from narcissistic abuse. Narcissist hate emotions. They don’t want to feel because they are numb from the abuse they endured as a child. The cancer must learn to cut off their nurturing side and feel the toxic emotions and turmoil that the narcissist in inflicting upon them. When Cancers internalize the toxic emotions caused by the narcissist, they will gather the strength to leave.

Cancers must retreat into their shell, go “No Contact,” on the narcissist and “Feel” their way out of love with the toxic narcissistic. Once the Cancer comes out of hiding, their mind and heart will be clear, precise and all-knowing. They will leave the narcissist because they will finally realize that the narc is completely incapable of reciprocating  unconditional love.

#2 Gemini

 

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Gemini’s have a child-like innocence to them that makes them somewhat naive. Narcissist prey on their naivety. The optimistic Gemini wants to see the best in others to their own detriment. Gemini’s typically don’t believe what is being shown to them in front of their own eyes until it’s too late.

Gemini is the astrological child of the zodiac. Children are often victimized because they don’t know any better. With age, Gemini’s tend to harden and become more skeptical after they’ve been burned 6 or 7 times.

However, while in their younger years, Gemini’s will often be targeted by narcissist. It is vital that Gemini’s study psychology and become keenly aware of their intuitive abilities at a very young age to prevent becoming prey to narcissism.

Gemini’s must learn to trust their inner voice and avoid situations that can take them off the course of their divine purpose. Like a child, Gemini is very curious and experimental. Their desire to wonder off and try new things makes it very easy for narcissist to take the Gemini out of her comfort zone and into new territory almost effortlessly.

Gemini is a mutable sign, which means that they are flexible and can easily adapt to any situation. The narcissist will take the Gemini on a rollercoaster ride of toxic and euphoric emotions and the Gemini will easily adapt. The Gemini must learn how to stand firm and not just go with the flow. This easy going demeanor they inherently inhabit is what get’s them in trouble.

Gemini is the child of the zodiac and is naturally care-free, avoiding major responsibility and using cleverness to get out of the binds they put themselves in. They will depend on others easily like a child and therefore become codependent in a rather innocent and naive way.

The Gemini will try to “Talk it out,” with the narcissistic using their excellent communication skills, blatant honesty and logic to resolve issues with the narcissist until they realize that trying to reason with a narcissist is like trying to nail jello to a tree. It never works. When the Gemini realizes they can’t talk out their problems with a narcissist, they will begin to slip away and prepare to leave the narc behind.

How Gemini’s can heal from narcissism:

Gemini’s are highly gifted artistically. Mostly in writing, song, lyrical composition and speech. The Gemini should write, sing, rap and create stories to heal from narcissistic abuse. Drawing and painting may help too.

Gemini’s get too caught up in the way people make them feel. One of my favorite Gemini’s Lauren Hill, had a hook on one of her songs that sums up the Gemini’s dilemma, “When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good?”

Feelings are overrated. However, Gemini judges 80% of their relationships with others based on high chemistry and feelings which are both unsustainable, unreliable and do not determine long-term relationship success.

What the Gemini will learn from dealing with a narcissist is to be less mutable and more fixed when it comes to allowing people to come into their lives and sweep them off their feet. They will learn that when something seems to good to be true, it is usually is. The Gemini will begin to shed their naivety and look at things more skeptically. Although in their child-like minds, full of optimism, wonder, and hope, they will always be more inclined to look at the bright side of people, and the world in general.

The narcissist will hate the fact that they can never, ever steal away the happiness and joy of the Gemini. Their bright beautiful souls are there owns for the keeping. Gemini’s will bounce back from narcissistic abuse like no other Zodiac sign can.

#3 Sagittarius

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Sagittarius have big hearts. This is especially true for the women, not so much the man. Sagittarius is ruled by the planet Jupiter. The largest planet in our solar system. What’s so special about Jupiter is that not only is its size but it’s ability to eat up comets that could destroy other planets.

Jupiter gobbles up planets and large meteors to protect other planets and that is exactly what the optimistic, charismatic, fun-loving Sagittarius does on a daily basis for other people.

The narcissist gravitates towards the bubbly Sagittarius with a strong magnetic force. Narcissist are energy vampires and Sagittarius naturally possess a ton of energy the narcissist can feed upon.

The Sagittarius will give and give until it dawns on them that they are being taken advantage of.

When the Sagittarius realizes they are being taken for a ride, the Sagittarius will take action. Sagittarius is a mutable fire sign which they can easily adapt and handle change. Most Sagittarius will confront the narcissist directly with cutting words that will unmask the narcissist.

At that point, the Sagittarius is aware of the narcissist game and she will begin to enact revenge or leave altogether. Leaving will be very hard for her and it is likely to be drawn out for several years.

She will cheat, fight back, inflict abuse and still continue to love the narcissist because of her inability to see a negative situation for exactly what it is.

The Sagittarius optimism can blind her. The Narcissist uses her positive attitude as a tool to keep her hoping and wishing things will be better.

Sagittarius love the idea of love and they get blindsided by the fairytale instead of paying attention to the nightmare that is unfolding in front of them. They love affection, attention, and validation.

Sagittarius needs to feel secure in a relationship. They do whatever they can to solidify that security. The narcissist uses this against them and dangles a carrot in front of the Sag face just to enjoy the chase.

A narcissist cannot possess a negative, overly critical person. This is why narcissist never gets very far with Virgo’s. Although Virgo’s make up some of the most famous comedians in the world, they have a critical eye that can see the flaws in a person or relationship almost immediately. That is what protects the Virgo. The Sagittarius will benefit from a Virgo friend or parent who can help them gather the strength to leave the narcissist for good. 

It’s simple. By using their mutable gifts to transcend beyond the pain of abuse and turn it into power and courage to move on. 

#4 Aries 

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If you look up the definition of codependency in an online dictionary, a picture of an Aries female will appear.

Aries put love over EVERYTHING. This is both an extraordinary gift and a life-altering curse.

Aries is the ride or die chick the narcissist dreams of possessing. She loves unconditionally. She forgives easily because like a good little codependent she takes the blame for everything the narcissist does to her.

“Maybe I should of lost weight and he wouldn’t have cheated,” Aries says things like that. They will blame their mother, their best friend and even their child for abuse caused by the narcissist just so they can hold on to their relationship for dear life!

Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac. Their astrological age is the infant. It is scientifically proven that infants need love, touch, and affection to survive and thrive.

Aries needs love to survive. Literally! They are pure, innocent, adorable and incredibly open to learning with a spark of curiosity, wonder and genius.

Aries are blessed with being both highly intelligent and artistic. I know, it’s not fair. But who could be mad at them, they are like cute, tiny little infants that we want to hold close and spoil.

Aries loves to be spoiled and the narcissist will love-bomb the Aries and completely sweep her off of her feet in the honeymoon stage of the relationship. The Aries will fall in love fast and furious with the narcissist.

When he begins to show his true colors, the Aries would rather live in denial than face the truth that they got played. The narcissist had his mask on and now it’s off. The Aries continues to believe it’s her fault and she spends every moment trying to figure out what she did wrong and why all of a sudden she is unworthy of his love.

Aries is a Cardinal, fire signs so they will confront the narcissist directly with no filters. However, they will never get the truth. Aries are raw and honest individuals and they can’t quite comprehend why they don’t get direct answers from narcissist when they ask them direct questions.

The Aries will react hostile and in some cases even violently to the narcissistic abuse. The problem is she won’t take corrective action. She only reacts emotionally, not strategically. The narcissist is able to play her like a string because of it.

Corrective action is leaving the narcissist. She won’t leave easily. It will take years or even decades of abuse for her to gather the courage to leave someone she loves because she truly believes she needs this man to survive. Expect the police to be called often because Aries is confrontational.

She may do something out of anger to retaliate against her abuser that could land her in prison. She will make the mistake of neglecting her kids, her friends, her family and her health to be with the man she loves. There are no boundaries. Her harshest lesson is that love is NOT sacrifice. Love is a mutual exchange of energy, respect, honesty, and effort.

How can Aries heal from narcissistic abuse?

Aries is a leader. She is a natural born go-getter. If she summons up her determination to leave the narcissist, she can leave without hesitation for good. She has the power to never look back. People gravitate to her fire, she is a warmth comfort to many on a cold night. There are worthy people waiting to receive her love with total devotion and reciprocity.

If you have a sun or moon sign in any of the signs above, be strong and be brave. Do not let your love and light be taken for granted. It is because you have so much of it, those deprived of it, purposely seek you out.

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

 

 

Astrology Update June 5, to July 20, 2017: Mighty Mars is Entering Cautious Cancer

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The Energy of Mars in Cancer summed up into one sentence…

“If it doesn’t feel right, I can’t do it.”

Mars is always on a mission. Mars in astrology represents our action house. How and when we choose to get things done is influenced by the energy of Mars in our personal chart and how Mars transits through the Zodiac signs throughout the year.

How and when we choose to get things done is influenced by the energy of Mars in our personal chart and how Mars transits through the Zodiac signs throughout the year.

My Mars is in Pisces so I am motived to act through emotions, creativity, and free will. By free will I mean Pisces operates on their own time and their own rhythm and this is why it is so hard for me to stick to routines and schedules because they interrupt the spontaneous flow of artistry and creativity.

Cancer is the ultimate sign of mood swings. Cancer is not ruled by a planet, it is ruled by the moon. The moon changes daily and so does Cancers. Be prepared for unexpected mood swings from yourself and others.

Mars doesn’t like to be in Cancer because Mars is all about business and Cancer influences Mars to slow down and think about it before taking action. Mars wants to get her done and Cancer wants to see how it feels first before acting on it.

Whatever bold plans you had coming into June will come to a screeching halt as Cancer energy demands that you think again before acting.

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Old fears my manifest once again and paranoia may influence you to be reluctant in following through on promises you made.

This is an excellent time to examine impulse spending and how emotions play a part in our finances. Are you buying things you don’t need out of a feeling of emptiness, sadness, boredom or validation? How are your emotions negatively impacting your finances?

All of a sudden, things seem a little scarier. The commitment you were going to make in your relationships needs rethinking, the house you want to buy is put on hold to explore other options so you can feel secure in the decision you make.

You may feel overprotective of your children and worry more about their security and safety from June 4th-July 20, 2017 as Mars is stationed in Cancer.

Expect your boyfriend/girlfriend or Fiance’ to suddenly have cold feet. Don’t be alarmed, Cancer energy addresses emotions, encourage your partner to open up to you and share your feelings as well. Don’t try to create a solution just yet, just sit with your feelings and your fears until it passes after July 20th.

Cancer forces us to feel, so whatever emotions you are suppressing will come to the surface and demand to be reconciled.

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

The 4 Zodiac Signs That are Prone to be Narcissist

The psychology of narcissism fascinates me just as much as the ancient science of astrology. I’ve combined the two to give you a dose of “Astro-therapy.”

Yassss readers! I have compiled a list of the top Zodiac signs most likely to be narcissist despite their home environment or any other outside factors.

Let’s face it, some Zodiac signs are just natural born assholes. Thankfully, I’ve compiled this list so that you don’t have to learn the hard way like I did!

The Las Vegas Mass Shooter’s astrological profile will shock you. Several mass shooters share the same Zodiac Sign. Find out what sign is more likely to commit a mass shooting? Find out here.

Narcissists can be very powerful. They must choose whether they want to use their power for good or evil. When the Zodiac signs below use their power for good, the world changes and human consciousness elevates. However, when they use it for evil the destruction they cause can be catastrophic.

First, let’s define what it means to be a narcissist:

A person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.

Below is a list of symptoms of narcissism according to the Mayo Clinic.

  • Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
  • Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
  • Exaggerating your achievements and talents
  • Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
  • Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
  • Requiring constant admiration
  • Having a sense of entitlement
  • Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
  • Taking advantage of others to get what you want
  • Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
  • Being envious of others and believing others envy you
  • Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
  • Violent
  • Driven by fame and greed
  • Cold, detached, inhumane.
  • Calculating, cunning and callous

If you’re wondering, No, I did not just describe a Leo in the bullet points above. Although it sounds like every aspect of their self-centered, grandiose, sun-ruled, attention-whore like characteristics.

Let’s get started with the list. The 4 zodiac signs most likely to be NARCISSIST:

#4 Most Narcissistic Zodiac Sign: TAURUS

Taurus manages to get themselves on every Zodiac shit-list that I construct.

My Moon sign is in Taurus so spare me the bias bullshit. I am talking about myself to a certain extent.

Taurus just can’t stay out of trouble. This is probably because the Taurus is the Symbolic age of a toddler in astrology and if you’ve ever been around a two-year-old, all you say repeatedly to them is “No,” “Get out of their,” and “You can’t have that!.”

Taurus Marry for Money: Melania Trump is a Taurus and she married Donald Trump. The only thing good about him is his tactless honesty and the zero’s in his bank account. Taurus treat their possessions like Gods. It’s no wonder this Taurus was able to look past Trump’s personality to cash in on his success.

Need help understanding why Donald Trump is the way he is? Read his complete birth chart to understand his unruly and unpredictable behavior.

A sense of entitlement: Like toddlers, most Taurus have a natural sense of entitlement. Hitler, one of the most famous Taurus, grew up torturing animals because he thought he was superior to them and he found torture entertaining…

Taurus truly believes that they deserve more than the average person. This belief gets them far in life because they are able to attract good luck, success, and wealth based on the belief that they deserve it.

However, it also get’s them in deep trouble because they feel entitled to lie, cheat, steal and manipulate others to get what they think, they are entitled to.

Taurus require a lot of attention in general but randomly opt to be alone at the most inconvenient times. Mainly, when you need them!

Dealing with a Taurus you need to understand that it is required that you are always there for them when they need you but it is not required that they are always there for you!

Inability to empathize: Many Taurus are prone to narcissism because it is hard for them to empathize with people. If they didn’t personally go through it, they won’t understand it. Period.

Daddy complex. Taurus men want to be your daddy not your man. They have an annoying, parental style love that wants to take care of you and tell you what to do…

Demonically Persuasive. Taurus has the ability to talk you into things you’d never imagine doing ever! They are the sales rep at the used car lot who sold you a lemon for thousands of dollars over it’s value. They are the boyfriend who tricks you into believing that having a threesome will take your relationship to the next level.

Taurus are the Jehovah witnesses that has you hipnotized and totally brainwashed, following their cult blindly!

The notorious cult leader Jim Jones is a Taurus. He lead a cult and successfully persuaded his loyal followers into commiting a mass suicide of over 918 people!

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Narcissistic Rage: Taurus are bullies and bullies are narcissist. A Taurus is not beneath hitting you or breaking shit to prove a point. Their tempers can lead them into violent rages which are often referred to toddler like tantrums or narcissistic, idiopathic rage. Taurus appear slow, calculating and relaxed but if you wave a red flag in their peripheral they will plow right through you.

Incredibly shallow and materialistic. Narcissist believes material possessions and the illusion of power is what make them happy.

They often use people to get what they want or spoil people, feeding on their desire for material things to manipulate them. The Taurus is either the sugar daddy or the damsel in distress who is milking her sugar daddy for every penny he has to offer.

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One of the biggest Pimps in American history “Iceberg Slim” is a Taurus! They can be womanizers and very successful at it. Taurus will tell you what it is, and what they want from you, so eloquently and disrespectfully, at the same time. They are deliberate and afraid of nothing!

Let’s not forget the famous Taurus, Madam and Politician Sally Stanford who said;

“Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise.”

Taurus are extremist. Just examine their pedigree… Hitler and Saddam Hussein! If these two tyrants are narcissist to the extreme! They want power by any means.

Niccolo Machiavelli (born May 3, 1469) Though little more than a political brown-noser during his day, Machiavelli gained infamy for his survival guide for despots, The Prince, which set forth the rules of maintaining power through intimidation and unscrupulous cunning.

Taurus are Master Manipulators. Have you seen the movie “Catch Me If You Can,” starring Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s a true story about one of the world’s greatest con artist Frank Abagnale, a former confidence trickster, check forger, and impostor between the ages of 15 and 21.

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He became one of the most famous impostors ever, claiming to have assumed no fewer than eight identities, including an airline pilot, a physician, a U.S. Bureau of Prisons agent, and a lawyer. He escaped from police custody twice (once from a taxiing airliner and once from a U.S. federal penitentiary), before he was 21 years old.

He served less than five years in prison before starting to work for the federal government. He is currently a consultant and lecturer for the FBI academy and field offices. He also runs Abagnale & Associates, a financial fraud consultancy company.

Taurus are very cunning and manipulation and narcissism comes very easy to them because it is a part of who they are. You’ve been warned!


#3 Most Narcissist Zodiac Sign is VIRGO

Virgo’s are walking talking paradoxes.

“Dear Virgo’s how can you be powerful and insecure at the same time?” Hood X (Checkout his video on the dark side of Virgo click here)

Virgo’s are earth signs. If they wish, they can be very successful. Earth signs are manifestors and they typically make shit happen.

However, some of them are too self-destructive and narcissistic to ever see true success unless of course, it is stepping on the backs of everyone they know.

Virgos want you to be successful but not more successful than them, this is why the movie Horrible Bosses was inspired by an employee with a Virgo manager…

Narcissist secretly does not want you to succeed, neither does a Virgo.

Narcissists/Virgos are never satisfied with ANYTHING you do ever! They will find something wrong with everything you do and point it out without hesitation.

Virgos are detail oriented, but they pay attention to the WRONG details. They pay attention to IRRELEVANT details no one else pays attention.

If a Virgo is reading this now, they are angry and in total disbelief. Many narcissists cannot handle people calling them out neither can a Virgo. 

It is very easy to irritate a Virgo because they are so insecure. They get so easily annoyed, they probably won’t get past the 2nd paragraph of this blog without closing the browser.

Virgos make people feel like they are walking on egg shells. People find it hard to be themselves around Virgos because Virgos are too sensitive to take a joke and are easily annoyed by anything you do and say, just like narcissist.

Virgos have Political or money motivated agendas. Virgos are famous snipers who kill to manipulate politics and earn a huge payout. A famous Virgo, Charles J. Guiteau shot and killed President James Garfield.

Another Virgo on a killing spree with a political agenda is Eric Robert Rudolph, also known as the Olympic Park Bomber. He’s an American domestic terrorist convicted for a series of anti-abortion and anti-gay-motivated bombings across the southern United States

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Virgos live a double life like most Narcissist. Virgo’s, like Gemini’s, can be incredibly two faced. Most abusive male Virgos that I know are charming and very social outside of their home. They are respected and admired by many. However, at home, and behind closed doors, they are monsters to their wives and children.

Stubborn: Narcissist, like Virgo’s, never change their mind or consider others points of view.

You are only there to serve them: Your opinion doesn’t matter so stop talking.

Controlling: Virgo’s need you to be what they assigned you to be. As their lover, you have job responsibilities you must not falter from. Get on your job! No slacking or the berating and nagging will never end.

Easily irritated: They walk around like Ebenezer Scrooge, grumpy, tired and full of complaints.

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Possessive: You belong to them. You are a possession. They are insecure and jealous and they need to know where their possessions are at all times.

Virgos Can’t keep secrets. They are ruled by Mercury, never tell a person ruled by Mercury any of your secrets. They will put your business out there in the streest for entertainment purposes.

Judgemental: Virgos love to judge, especially people who are different from them in any way. Virgos are simple minded and they believe everyone should live their lives the same way. Diversity and change frightens them.

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Routined Robots: They hate being surprised and don’t you dare try to be spontaneous with them.

Neat Freaks. Most Virgos spend too much time cleaning and not enough time living. Everything has to be perfect according to the Virgo.

Insecure: Virgos are special because they act insecure and powerful at the same time. They are confident in one breath but then they say or do something that shows that they are also totally insecure and self-conscious. WTF?

They are psychoanalytical and too identified with the mind and the ego. They need to get in touch with their heart and their feelings!

Bottle up anger and then explode. When a Virgo unleashes everything they’ve bottled up, they are not verbal, they are physical and you might end up dead. Be very careful.

Virgos are Revengeful. Bad Girls Club star Tanisha Thomas let’s it be known how immature, reckless and vengeful she can be every minute of the show.

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Narcissistic Perfectionism: Virgos believe in the illusion of perfection which makes them absolutely unbearable to be around at times.

Michael Jackson a pyscho perfectionist. Beyonce’ another pyscho perfectionist. These people MUST be the best and when it comes to their careers, many of them are. Like a true narcissist their fame comes before everyone and everything in their LIFE.

Virgos often suffer from OCD and they believe EVERYTHING has its place. Even you! And your place is beneath them!

They need to THINK about everything and are slow to make decisions to the point where it tortures you and everyone involved! They have to think about what they will wear, where they want to eat, what they want for breakfast, blue socks or white socks, like really just make a fucking decision already! Geesh

Virgos will sell out for coins. They will sell out for prestigious positions. Ben Carson who is a Virgo is Donald Trumps bitch! Go Figure

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Most Virgos are condescending and talk to you like you’re a child in true Narcissistic fashion. Virgo’s astrological age is the adult, and they think they have authority over everyone including you.

Virgos think everything is permanent often confusing temporary emotional states with permanent characters traits.

Virgos are habitual but not progressive. They have strict routines but an inability to change to be progressive. This is why they are prone to narcissism!

Virgos make the list of the most Notorious Serial Killers – Check it out here!

When Virgos loosen up and give in into the fact that they are imperfect, they are quite gifted human beings with a sense of humor that is magnetic! Dave Chappelle is a Virgo, and when I tell you he is one of the funniest, most controversial comedians ever, that is an understatement!

Virgos will pick apart every little flaw you have effortlessly and with child like enthusiasm. They pay attention to everything negative about you, never the positive. This is why they are textbook narcissists.

Virgos’s can’t forgive themselves or others, ever! If they do something embarrassing or if someone hurts their sensitive little egos, they over analyze the situation and continue to relive it until it drives them absolutely insane.

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The 2nd Most Narcissistic Zodiac Sign is LEO

I was debating whether or not Leo should be number one but I gave them a pass because there is one more sign in the Zodiac more narcissistic than Leos, believe it or not!

Poor Leo, with an ego the size of their ruling planet which isn’t even a planet, it’s the sun… how can they NOT be narcissistic?

The sun is the life force of the Universe. Without it, we’d all be dead. Everything and every planet revolves around the sun.

The Leo truly believes the world revolves around them. The minute you stop stroking their egos and not making them the center of your world is the minute the Leo goes into a narcissistic rage!

Secretively Insecure: Leo’s brag a lot, they are known to be conceited but they manage to hide their insecurity very well behind their exaggerated self-confidence! I’m sure you’ve seen The Wizard of Oz The Lion without a heart is the perfect example of the tragedy that is the Leo!

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Selective Honesty: Just like a narcissist, Leo’s only share half truths and half stories. They are liars plain and simple. I’m certain the father of all lies, Satan was a Capricorn sun and a Leo moon because these people stay lying.

The sad part is they suck at lying. So, it’s pretty easy to see through their bullshit.

Leos are People who say ‘no offense but…’ just before saying something really offensive.

Leos are a slave to pleasure: They will do ANYTHING that makes them happy regardless of who they hurt. This is why they are born Narcissist!

Leos dangle carrots of hope in your face: Classis narcissist tactic, promise but never deliver! Leos are full of shit and never deliver on their promises. President Barack Obama promised the black community that voted him into office so much! But he only delivered on about 3% of what he promised. He has 1,000 excuses for why he couldn’t do anything for African Americans.

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They Demonize their exes: Leo’s demonize their ex to ensure the two of you never meet. Typically, the Leo was the one doing all the dirt but they will never admit that. They have to play the victim to gain your sympathy. It’s part of their deceptive, narcissistic charm.

Leos Love Bomb: Narcissist love bomb too! What a coincidence! Love bombing is being the women’s night in shining armor during an extended honeymoon phase. Buying her flowers, sending good morning and goodnight texts daily, phone calls twice a day, fun, expensive and adventurous dates… you name it! All to get you hooked on them so they can go in for the narcissistic kill!

If Leo’s are nice to you, best believe there is an agenda behind it to get something from you whether its sex, a relationship, money or an ego stroke, Leos attention comes with a price.

Cheap: Leos are financially tight-fisted, selfish and cheap. It’s not to save money, it’s to show you how they feel about you. A narcissist doesn’t believe that you deserve much if anything and as soon as the honeymoon phase is over, be prepared to hear them gripe and complain about money. Be prepared to open your wallet more than 50% of the time.

Selfish: They will never do ANYTHING for you without first weighing the benefit they stand in gaining from it. Doing things from their heart is not an option. Natural born narcissist!

They Brag. A Lot!: Leos love to hear themselves talk about themselves like true narcissist. Leo’s are either complete losers or complete winners. The Leo’s who are successful, you’ll never hear the end of it! The Movie Meet the Fockers is a great example of how narcissistic Leo’s love to brag about their careers and so-called humanitarian efforts. Watch!

Leos love to one-up people: Leo’s just can’t congratulate someone and move on. They find it hard not to be a hater in general so when you tell them good news about yourself, they tell you something about them that’s even more spectacular then what you just accomplished.

Leo’s philosophy – Life is a competition and they just gotta win. Regardless of the cost!

Leos are passive aggressive like most Narcissist. They don’t mean what they say and they don’t say what they mean. They communicate honestly only through their actions. They purposely ignore you, they don’t return your calls and they make jokes that are not funny at your expense to express their repressed aggression.

Sarcasm is their 2nd language. Leos gaslight as a first language. They always avoid the point of the conversation and deflect onto issues that revolve around you questioning your own sanity.

Leos love to answer every accusation with, “You’re crazy!”

Leos are clingy: They have to see you every day and talk to you or text you every hour. They smoother and suffocate you with attention and expect you to do the same to them.

Leos feel that they are superior to everyone just like most narcissist.

Leos are CONTROL freaks. Fidel Castro is the perfect example. They are tireless in their attempts to control everyone and everything. 

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“Fidel Castro promoted younger men only to discard them if they aspired openly to succeed him. Fidel was the inspirational leader, the man of action, the master strategist, the obsessive control-freak who micromanaged everything from hurricane preparedness to the potato crop. He was, above all, tireless. In marathon sessions, often beginning after midnight and ending after dawn, he would interrogate visitors about every facet of the political situation in their country.”

Leo’s need to know that they come before your kids. Leo’s want to see you put their needs before your child’s needs consistently to feel loved and supported. Narcissist look at kids as competition to gain your attention. It’s pretty sickening if you think about it.

Leo’s can’t be alone. They always NEED someone. Whether it’s someone to fuck, someone to talk to, someone to hang out at their house, someone to go to the damn grocery store with them, someone to watch them while they take a shit. They NEED someone all the time.

Leo’s will bargain with their life. Leo’s would rather die than be alone. If you were the one to leave them they may say they will kill themselves if you don’t come back.

However, if they leave you, bye bye! And don’t you dare come back unless you want to give them no strings attached sex and leave as soon as he’s finished with you. A Leo will pimp you if you let him, he will put you on a corner 1.5 seconds.

Leo’s discard you when there is no more benefit from being with you. Leos’s invented the discard because they invented narcissism.

Leos are walking talking contradictions. Leo’s never practice what they preach, they are the pope that is secretly a pedophile, the Civil Rights Movement leader who is a secret Klans man, the nun who preaches abstinence by day but is a pornstar by night.

Get a restraining order if you break a Leo’s heart. If you leave him while he is still in love with you or not finished using you, he will stalk you, harass you and even threaten you because he has NO self-control. He’ll even ask you to pay you back for all the dates he took you on and that time you used his car and didn’t put gas in it. Pathetic! It’s hard for Leos to believe anyone could leave them! So they don’t take your restraining order seriously either… Be safe and protect yourself.

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Covert & Overt Racist. Leo’s are either extremely Alt right or extreme Neo Liberals. The keyword is extreme. Narcissist are extreme, they cannot be well-balanced even when medicated by a psychologist. Tami Lahren is the newest generation of covert racist born on August 11th.

Pure example of how all Leos talk when they are passionate about their extreme ideologies that swirl around in their tiny little brains.

Leo’s preach constant narcissist rhetoric like “All lives matter,” and “I’m colorblind.” Leo’s look on the bright side only to cover up their darkside… they are completely and utterly UNREALISTIC. Jennifer Lopez is the classic Leo air head, read her tweet below.

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Leo’s have addictive personalities like Narcissist: They are addicted to alcohol, tattoos, weed, prescription drugs, anti-depressants, food, sex… you name it, their addicted!

Leos are narcissist, proceed with caution. Sad thing is, there is NO known cure for narcissism. So good luck, you’ll need therapy when your relationship is over!

#1 Most Narcissistic Zodiac is Capricorn

Selfish, sadistic, self-centered, egotistical, opportunistic, narcissistic Capricorns take the number one spot!

Narcissist quietly plot, just like Capricorns. They are conniving and strategic in their endeavors to attain money, status, and power!

Lack empathy. Capricorns don’t want to know your point of view, your feelings or what your going through. All they hear is their own voice, your feelings, wants and needs are irrelevant.

Capricorns are the supervillains with the most staying power. Deeply resentful of their inability to love or be loved by others, evil Capricorns apply themselves to an overall strategy of world domination.

Capricorns are slaves to money, status, titles and power.

The tarot card that represents the Capricorn is the devil. Need I say more?

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Being in a relationship with Capricorns requires you to sacrifice your life, your goals, your health, and your soul for the sake of submitting yourself to their mission.

It’s all about them! There ain’t no you! When you’re in love with a Capricorn you disappear and only they exist! Are you willing to completely lose yourself? If so, the Capricorn man is perfect for you.

Capricorn Quotes: “By any means necessary!”

Capricorns are too logical and not in touch with their hearts! They are too logical and cerebral. They rarely think with their hearts and this is why they are generally HEARTLESS people!

Capricorns literally judge a book by its cover. How something looks is more important to them then how someone actually is in the inside.

Capricorns won’t commit until the very end of dating, when you’ve had enough and ready to leave, that’s when they’ll commit. It’s an obligatory commitment that doesn’t feel real.

They won’t commit unless they have something to gain from you, a ride to work, a place to stay, sex on demand, money….

Two-faced & Disloyal. They will turn on you to cut a profit, get a promotion or win a bid that will financially benefit them. They will have no remorse! Capricorn, narcissistic logic is “It’s just business, never personal.”

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The most famous traitor in the world was a Capricorn by the name of Benedict Arnold. Benedict Arnold (1741-1801) was an early American hero of the Revolutionary War (1775-83) who later became one of the most infamous traitors in U.S. history after he switched sides and fought for the British.

Racism, classism, sexism and all the negative connotated isms are Capricorn philosophically derived ideologies that have literally ruined the world!

Saturn is the ruling planet of Capricorn, and Saturn rules systems and systems are killing off millions of people and disenfranchising nations all in the name of colonialism and capitalism.

Thankfully the age of Aquarius is dawning and these systems will be torn down to pieces.

Capricorns, if awakened and conscious can help change the world in a positive way. However, it is their obsession with power that they need to overcome to meet their salvation.

Extreme Opportunist: Capricorns are high paid whores. They will sleep with you for money for the right price or the right promotion.

Capricorns are stuck in the past. They are NOT progressive people. They only wish to maintain the laws, rules, and cultures of the past to ensure humanity does not evolve into something better.

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Rush Limbaugh is a Capricorn, I’ll just leave that there…

They will sell their bodies, their soul and even their children for fame, fortune, stardom, and power. 

Capricorns always go too far for success. They go too far to achieve wealth and status. They need power like they need water and oxygen and that is the epitome of everything a narcissist is!

Capricorns are Ambitious, Hardworking, and The Stickler For Rules.

They follow rules and laws and systems without questioning whether the rules, laws and systems are even humane!

Capricorns are loyal, but they are loyal to the wrong things! They are loyal to power!

Capricorns are Superior, Snobbish and Aloof. They are aloof until money or power is involved then all of a sudden you have their full and undivided attention.

They lack empathy like most narcissist and they never feel sorry for anyone, not even themselves. Capricorns beat themselves up behind closed doors and they typically suffer from low self-esteem. They keep their insecurities hidden so you’ll never know their weakness.

They will kill you if it advances their career. The president of North Korea killed his own brother to earn his current title. Talking about heartless and scandalous! He also launches test missiles as a cherished hobby.

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Capricorns show their love by buying you things and taking you to expensive places. They rarely compliment you, unless they can get something out of it. They hardly ever tell you they love you, they’d rather buy you a designer handbag and then leave in the middle of your anniversary dinner date to go back to the office and finish a proposal.

Dating a Capricorn is like dating someone in the military.

Shape shifters: they are fake and will mirror you, act like they have the same interest and hobbies just to carry on an agenda to get something from you.

Capricorns are boring! Hanging out with them is like watching paint dry! Unless they are doing something that really interests them! Of course, when that happens, they are so involved in the activity they forget you are there.

Capricorns marry brainless trophy wives who they can control with money.

A Capricorn see’s women who are intelligent and independent as too much of a challenge. They don’t want an intellectual match, they wany a submissive doormat who will tolerate their narcissistic abuse.

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American Billionaire Howard Hughes was a Proud born, tirelessly ambitious American billionaire who was once kicked out of a hotel in Vegas, and as a response in true Capricorn fashion, he bought the hotel just to prove to them:

“No one kicks out a Capricorn.” A Capricorn will literally buy you and one of their favorite lines is, “Everyone has a price!”

Capricorns are intuitive: They know how to sniff out fear and weakness within you and use it to exploit you for anything you have that can benefit them.

Cold as a corpse: Capricorns are cold people, born in the dead of winter, they have no feelings! They are also as rigid as a skeleton.

Capricorns are Snitches: they get people locked up!

Alpha personality: Capricorns demand you make them your priority or they won’t even deal with you.

Capricorns are Corrupt: J. Edgar Hoover, a sadisitic and evil Capricorn, was the first FBI Director was the most corrupt federal agent ever, killings thousands, framing many and setting up systems and traps of racism, harassment and mockery of African Americans including the Civil Rights Movement and the black panther party.

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FBI spied on MLK religiously. The FBI used some of this information obtained from spying to break into one of King’s hotel rooms and recorded evidence of an extramarital affair.

Afterward, they sent a letter to King directly, claiming they would blackmail him and implying they would leak the information if he didn’t commit suicide in the next 34 days.

The FBI  Director Edgar Hoover told King, “You are done. There is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.”

Capricorns invented scandals. Let’s not talk about President Nixon and the Watergate Scandal. He was the first and only president to Resign as president after he was exposed for manipulative and cunning conspiracies.

They ALWAYS have something up their sleeves.

I know a Capricorn female who calls my sister for advice asking her, “How can I get guys to buy me things and pay my bills?” It’s really quite pathetic how ruthless they are.

Slaves to Lust. Like most narcissist, all Capricorns are slaves to lust. They can’t turn down a good time even at the risk of them being exposed and losing millions of dollars in advertisement endorsements.

If a Capricorn is breathing, they are cheating on you. They are skilled cheaters who come home every night but somehow manage with their excellent time management skills to sneak in an affair during a 15 minute break at work.

The narcissist never think they’ll get caught cheating. However, they always do eventually! You’ve heard about the infamous Capricorn Tiger Woods scandal, right?

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Actor, comedian and talk show host Steve Harvey ex-wife is suing him for murdering her soul… because he probably did. Most narcissists take every virtue from you and suck you dry, leaving you on the side of the road to die!

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Proceed with caution and understand if you plan on dating, getting into a business deal or starting a friendship with any of the above Zodiac signs, you are out of your Goddamn mind.

They are all prone to Narcissistic Tendencies naturally.

Stay safe out there…

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

Top 5 Most Petty Zodiac Signs

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Pettiness is becoming an epidemic, but for some Zodiac signs, pettiness is a natural, everyday part of life!

After over a decade of extensive studying and research of the 12 signs of the Zodiac, I believe that I am now qualified to share with you the top 5 most petty zodiac signs.

First, let’s define pettiness: 

  1. the undue concern with trivial matters, especially of a small-minded or spiteful nature.

Petty people have a strong desire to get revenge from the smallest slight to their over inflated ego. Let’s be honest, we have all engaged in petty behavior but most of us don’t indulge in it consistently.

Consistently petty people are habitually petty and often to their own demise. It’s so childish it is almost comical to witness but to people who are naturally petty, they often justify their pettiness as an intolerance to bullshit. Petty people must always react! They see letting things go as a weakness. If your Sun or Moon is in any of the Zodiac signs below, BITCH! You’re petty!

Are you a petty human being? Did your Zodiac sign make the list? 

5th Most Petty Zodiac sign TAURUS

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The Taurus astrological age is the toddler. Do you have a baby between 8 months to 2 years old? Or have you every babysit a child that age? If so, you know first hand that toddlers are the most selfish little people in the world.

When babies want to be held they cry. When they want to eat they will snatch your food off your plate or scream bloody murder! If they do not get their way in the grocery store they throw a Migraine inducing tantrum, certain to embarrass you.

Here’s a short list of the tantrum throwing tyrants that make up the Petty sign of Taurus:

Karl Marx
Nikolai Lenin
Adolf Hitler
Ho Chi Minh (triple Taurus)
Pol Pot
Saddam Hussein

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Adolf Hitler was a Taurus, need I say more? Taurus will smack the shit out of you for mispronouncing their name. They can be violently petty. Female Taurus often see beating a bitches ass, as the only logical solution to a disagreement.

Reality TV star Chrissy Lampkin, who is married to Rapper Jim Jones is a classic case of a pyscho female Taurus who uses violence and aggression for the most petty transgressions. Anything that is even slightly insulting to a Taurus can set off their violent temper. Below is Chrissy’s mug shot after she was booked on Assualt charges for beating up Kimbella on an episode of Love & Hip Hop New York. The Taurus always has something to prove. It’s downright over the top and ridiculously annoying.

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I had a Taurus boyfriend who threw things and flung my suitcase down a flight of stairs when he was angry. Needless to say, Taurus can be DANGEROUSLY PETTY. Check out my article, “Taurus is one of the most popular sign among American Serial Killers!”

Taurus wants what they want when they want it. Regardless if it’s a turkey sandwich instead of a ham sandwich, they will give you the evil eye if you mess up their order. They are NOT shy about complaining about any and every little thing. The Taurus can be quite exhausting to be around as they expect perfection from themselves and everyone around them.

Taurus are a slave to loyalty when it comes to relationships. They are that ride or die chick who just can’t leave their man despite how often he cheats on her, beats her and disrespects her. The Taurus will allow bad treatment without consequences when they are in love until one day they just snap and end up murdering their significant other. Taurus would rather kill you then break up with you. Leaving someone they love is hard, murdering them is less difficult. Taurus are notorious for passion crimes and I’m willing to bet most episodes of the show Snapped, featured a Taurus on the run for killing their spouse.

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They are EXTREMELY superficial and materialistic and they won’t like you unless you own something luxurious. Taurus will talk about your shoes being off brand and your watch not being a real Rolex.

Taurus are that petty! They say it innocently like, “Nice watch, is that a Rolex?” or “Your hair is cute, are those extensions?”

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Taurus are so petty they will even go as far as suing you for petty and trivial things. For example, a man just sued his date for texting while she was in the movie theater with him, he is suing for a total of $17.31 in damages. I would bet $100 the guy who filed the lawsuit is a TAURUS. They are batshit petty!

Taurus invented tit for tat. Evening the score is something they are very good at no matter how trivial the issue is. They notice EVERY thing and they are quick to point out flaws. For example, if you have bad grammar they will keep correcting you if you forgot to wipe the boogers from your left eye this morning they will point that out. They point out that your shirt doesn’t match your pants and you only have the iPhone 6 and not the iPhone 7.

They just do too much in general. Toddlers are parasites that suck the life out of their parents and if you hang around a Taurus long enough, they will suck the life out of you. Every time you hang out with them, you will feel exhausted afterward just like a tired mother with Post Pardum Depression.

4th Most Petty Zodiac Sign SCORPIO

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Scorpio’s invented the phrase “Eye for an eye,” because they are hell bent on getting revenge by any means necessary. However, unlike the Taurus, the Scorpio strikes insidiously. The Scorpion will let you have your cake and eat it too, and wait until your comfortable again to strike back.

The Scorpio will cheat on you behind your back because last Wednesday you denied them sex because you said you had a headache. Scorpions are passionate and if you deny them love-making, they may roll over and just say, “Okay honey, get some rest.” But in their scandalous minds, they are plotting on which side chick to meet up with during their lunch break tomorrow who can give them some booty in the back seat of your family van.

The Scorpio gets revenge quietly. They will never admit all the petty shit they do to get back at you because they don’t think you deserve to know. In your eyes, they appear as the most understanding and easy going partner. However, when you uncover all their dirt, you will realize they are the most spiteful and petty person on earth!

They are sneaky with their pettiness. If you are upset with them and don’t give them attention, they go online and meet new people on Tinder who will give them undivided attention. If you use their car and don’t refill the gas, they will steal $20 from your wallet when your not looking and when you ask them about the money they will say:

Your missing $20 really? Wow, let me help you look for it, did you drop it outside?”

So, what happens when you thought your Scorpio was loving, and forgiving but you find out they’ve been scheming behind your back the entire time? Have you watched the latest season finale, Part 3 of The Real House Wives of Atlanta? Kandi Buress a Taurus, finds out the dirty scheme her so-called Scorpio friend was plotting behind her back all along in this emotional reunion show.

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It was so bad Scorpion Phaedra was fired from the show from spreading a rumor that Kandi tried to drug their mutual friend on the show with date rape drugs to have sex with her! See how petty Scorpios can be? All while smiling in your face and quoting scriptures from the bible and organizing church revivals.

 3rd Most Petty Zodiac Sign Capricorn

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Congratulations Capricorn, you made the top 3! If you didn’t have an ego the size of your ruling planet Saturn, maybe you wouldn’t take everything anyone says or does as an insult to you.

Capricorns have a love/hate relationship with drama. One minute they are passive and avoid drama at all cost. The next minute they are aggressive and starting fights at every opportunity. They are known for giving the cold shoulder and the silent treatment when they feel slighted for very long periods of time until they explode in rage and anger.

If you hurt a Capricorn, regardless of how trivial the matter, the Capricorn will go for days, weeks or even months without talking to you. They will talk about you behind your back on every occasion that presents itself but ignoring you is how they teach you a lesson. Capricorn’s feel obligated to teach people lessons. They are annoying motherly and fatherly people who act more like your parent than your spouse.

You will know you did something wrong, but they won’t tell you what it is unless you literally corner them. They like to keep you guessing. A Capricorn will become detached and indifferent towards you and you will keep asking them, “What’s wrong?” and “Did I do something to upset you?” The Capricorn will say something sarcastic or not respond at all. In their sadistic minds, they think you know what you did and you’re just acting as if you don’t!

It’s frustrating dealing with this level of utter pettiness. How can you resolve the conflict if they won’t tell you what it is? When they finally open up to you, it’s explosive. They bring up a laundry list of petty shit you did that bothered them and then they have the audacity to tell you how to fix it so it doesn’t happen again. Oh and it better not happen again!

If you are benefiting the Capricorn in any way, they may never tell you how you bothered them. They want to hold it in so you can keep paying half their bills, or so they can keep using your car to go to work.

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Capricorns express their pettiness by using people. Example, a Capricorn girl finds out her boyfriend cheated on her, she won’t confront him right away. First, she will ask him to buy a designer purse she has been eyeing for the last month. If he agrees to buy it, she will stay silent. Her logic is, “Yeah, he can continue to cheat, but I will milk him like a cow!”

If he says no, she will bring up the cheating, berate him to no end and demand that he buy the purse with his lying, cheating ass or else she is leaving! She will use his betrayal to finance all the things she wants him to buy. Watch out for this petty, spiteful, gold-digging drama queen.

2nd Most Petty Zodiac Sign LIBRA

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Libra’s hold grudges like they are holding on to dear life! Join the pity party Libra because you are spiritually constipated and don’t know how to just let shit go!

Libra’s are spiteful and very JEALOUS. Don’t let their smile fool you, they secretly despise everything about you. Like Taurus, they are very materialistic but more naturally stylish so their beauty comes off as effortless until someone else enters the room and the Libra feels threatened.

They always feel threatened and their insecurity is what fuels their pettiness.

It’s as if they believe everything is a silent competition and they must win. To balance out the scales of justice they carry, cutting you out of their life with no proper warning or explanation is how they show their pettiness.

If you have a Libra friend who is jealous of you, they will stop calling and texting you as much. They will stop asking you to hang out, and when they do hang out with you, they will criticize you about your flaws.

Libra’s love to say things like, “You think you’re all that!” or “Your cute but your not a 10.”

They often compliment you but follow the compliment up immediately with criticism. It’s how they balance the scales.

Kim Kardashian is the epitome of a Libra, a highly fashionable, shallow side of the pool dwelling BITCH!

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Libra’s are dangerously jealous, I know a Libra guy who cut off his girlfriend’s ponytail because he caught her hanging out with another guy. A normal person would have just left her, but a Libra is determined to get your ass back by invoking revenge.

They want you to hurt inside like they do. They feel it is their responsibility to punish you because you look better than them, make more money than them, you have a kid and they don’t or you got the promotion and they didn’t.

Libra’s are gifted with a strong attention to detail so they will point out things about you that no one else has before. They can do this to charm you by pointing out good things or they can use it to hurt you by pointing out bad things about you.

They are also petty like Taurus and will point out things about your clothing, grammar and even how you chew your food just to be petty and annoy you.

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Cardi B, another famed Libra who capitalizes off her hilarious pettiness. You think she’s acting, nah that bitch is really PETTY.  Libra’s hold grudges like no other and what she is saying in the above meme is all facts!

No matter what you do or say, the Libra will never forgive you for hurting them. EVER! They will remind you in the most childish, pettiest ways that you still must repent from the sins you committed against them.

Libra’s are controlling because they don’t want you to get one over on them. They need to know what you’re doing, where you’re at and why you didn’t call. To be an air sign, they are really domineering, which is weird. They are like mutants.

In one breath the Libra wants space to zone out and be alone, in the other breath the Libra wants to smother you and follow you around like a stalker.

They alternate between two extremes never balancing out those damn symbolic scales they carry around.

Never say to a Libra, “Let’s let bygones by bygones,” because they don’t know what that means. They don’t live by that logic, they live by petty, resentful, unforgiving and envious logic.

#1 Most Petty Zodiac Sign PISCES

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Congratulations Pisces, you petty little fish with a broken fin. You’re number one!

Pisces, shit! Where do I start? The most two-faced sign beside the Gemini, this swamp fish will filet you in several different ways as they practice pettiness as a religion.

Pisces the most creatively genius sign in the Zodiac is also the pettiest. What a wonderful combination! Albert Einstein was a Pisces who was adored for his genius but I am sure those closest to him, felt the full wrath of his pettiness on a regular basis!

Pisces is the most contradicting sign of the Zodiac. This is why their Zodiac symbol is two fishes swimming in opposite directions because they are trying to go into two different directions at the same damn time. Pisces likes to confuse people because they are confused!

Pisces love sulking and planning pity parties after they executive master plans of manipulation and betrayal against their closest friends and allies. And they wonder why everybody hates them…

Two-faced is an understatement when describing the petty Pisces.

Pisces is the Pope in the Catholic church who preaches his holiness then molest kids in his private corridors.

Pisces blame everyone for everything because they spend too much time thinking and not enough time “doing,” Pisces invented codependency and need someone or something around them all the time to feel validated. They get addicted to people or addicted to drugs.

Pisces wants to be the Martyr, they want to be persecuted and will take an L and go down just to say they saved someone else and so other people can feel sorry for them.

Spiteful, jealous, revengeful, passive and aggressive, the Pisces is every bit of genius and insanity all rolled into one human being. Between Rihanna FedEx’ing a package of rice (and chopsticks?) To Karrueche and Tamar trying to Sabotage Monica, y’all are some really petty folks.

Pisces put the P in Passive aggressive. They act unbothered when things actually bother them only to explode into an emotional nut case when they let it fester and build up over time. You might think everything is going well with your Piscean until they do something or say something very hurtful or rude to you out of the blue.

 

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They love to embarrass people as a way to express their inherent pettiness. They will literally wait until you’re in front of a bunch of people to insult you just to catch you off guard. It’s a powerful tactic that highly skilled, manipulative and petty people are great at!

Pisces self-mutilate. They torture themselves and others. Pisces remind me of bees. They are so petty they would sting you just to hurt you even though they will die after their stinger falls off. Their death is worth it as long as they were able to bother you. #Petty

Pisces invented religion, and religion is the most contradictory ideology ever invented by men. Need I say more?

Try to confront the Pisces about their rude behavior at your own risk. They may strike out against you in a psychotic argument or act as if your imagining things. Pisces are good at gaslighting and deflecting. They like to use reverse psychology as a way to get back at you.

Like their fellow water sign Scorpio, if you hurt their ego, sleeping with your boyfriend is not beneath them. They will start an all out affair with your man and sustain it for months or even years behind your back all because that guy Mike the two of you were crushing on chose to date you instead of them.

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They play favoritism daily and will choose certain kids, siblings, co-workers and friends to give special treatment too. They do it openly and blatantly to create drama and unrest because something in them is bored and needs to always pop off and provoke drama.

The Pisces will burn all your clothes if you text another woman or sleep with your boss to try to convince them to give you that promotion. Pisces always go too far! They are insane because they are a walking, talking, drama filled, Lifetime Network movie. They really do believe that their constant pettiness is essential in expressing their love for you.

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Pisces gives their all when they are in love to the point where it destroys them. The’d steal for love, even kill for love! They lose themselves in their partner and then become resentful because they sacrificed way too much. No one can reciprocate what the Pisces gives in relationships because no one else is crazy enough to sacrifice their life to prove their love. Pisces put their lovers before their kids, extended family, and friends just like the love blind Aries.

Pisces pettiness is unmatched because they express pettiness outwardly, secretly, passively, aggressively and sexually. Hands down the pettiest mutha fuckers you’ll ever meet!

 

By Janell Hihi Copyright@2017

 

Full Moon in Scorpio: Jump in The Water & Discover Your True Depth

Full moon in Scorpio. Weds. May 10, 2017

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Full moons uncover what is hidden. Whether that is secrets, desires, emotions, personal revelations or hidden motives. Things become untangled within our lives when the sun illuminates the moon and ever crack, scrape, hole and ditch is exposed with the light.

What we uncover either completely surprises us, or it is simply a confirmation of what your intuition has been trying to tell you for weeks, months or years.

What you do with what you find out this Full Moon will determine your direction moving forward for the remainder of 2017.

The moon is sextile Scorpio whose ruler is Pluto and this energy encourages us to get rid of old habits that are keeping us stuck by challenging ourselves to change! Whether it’s eating better, sleeping more, taking up yoga, or learning how to say “No” to others, this full moon will challenge you to be more of who you are unapologetically.

However, devious Neptune is lurking and it is affecting our overall energy levels and motivation. We may feel unsure about goals we want to accomplish or insecure about our abilities at work or in our personal relationships.

It is essential that we examine why we are lacking motivation and look deep within by harnessing the energy of the full moon in Scorpio for the underlying issues that are creating feelings of low self-worth and doubt.

It’s time to face what you’ve been eluding. Do not be afraid. Your salvation and freedom awaits you on the other side. If you have to get counseling, speak to a spiritual advisor, forgive someone or sue someone in court to get justice, it’s time to start the process now.

Scorpio ignites the fiery feminine within. The feminine heals, creates, rebirths and nourishes us so that we can be healed by our own inner strength and resilience without looking outward for others to do the job.

Mercury and Uranus are traveling together to inspire great ideas, genius solutions to problems and cleverness. Harness this highly intellectual energy and couple it with the psychic and intuitive energies of this full moon in Scorpio and your life can change miraculously!

Scorpio is a water sign that is highly intuitive. This means when the full moon is in this sign, your intuition will be extremely heightened.

The universe is calling you to mute your societal conditioning and turn up the volume of the little voice inside you that is trying to guide you. Are you brave enough to listen to your own heart?

You May notice with Uranus just passing a conjunction with Mercury that you may get spontaneous revelations that change the way you see things! A change in perspective is needed sometimes as long as it is focused on positivity and your personal evolution.

If you are working on creative projects, now that Mercury is Direct, it’s time to revisit it and finish it once and for all! You won’t be disappointed in the final draft, go for it!

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This full moon will increase your desire and inner yearnings to feel love and connection with others. Be careful not to sacrifice yourself and who you are as a person to gain the affection of others.

If you have to hold back, repress or get rid of any part of who you are to be in a relationship, the relationship is NOT for you. Carry on…

Instead of trying to fit a round peg in a square hole, focus on your inner vision, dreams and goals. The right person will enter into your life when you are in pursuit of true life purpose. The sooner you find out what you are here to teach us, the sooner you will find a life partner who vibes well with you.

I like to call it discovering your “Soul Purpose” I explain how to do this in my free eBook.

Check out my book “The 7 Principles of Self-Love” on Amazon or subscribe to my mailing list and I will email you the ebook Free.

Below is an excerpt Mystic Mama on the challenges and opportunities of this Full Moon in Scorpio: 

“Consider what it would take to commit to your own vision, to wrestle back control, to stand up for what you truly believe in.

“Look to where you may need to change (Pluto) the contract (Juno) with yourself and/or others in order to be able to live your truth.

It’s time to trust yourself and live your truth.

Sincerely,

Janell Hihi

Copyright@2017

Saturn Is In Retrograde: Buckle up For The Karmic Roller Coaster Ride

Saturn Retrograde 2017 starts on April 6 at 27° Sagittarius and stations direct on August 25 at 21° Sagittarius.

Saturn is in retrograde along with Mercury and Venus? WTF is going on in the sky? Why are all the planets moving backward?

The universe is communicating to humanity that moving backward is moving forward & moving forward means we must look back to reflect on who we are and where it is we want to go in the future.

Saturn is the lord of Karma and the Ambassador of hard work, structure, stability and discipline. Retrograde motion is the time when Karma is sorted out. You dished it a few months ago, but can you take it? Well, you are about to find out! The books are about to be balanced and if you were naughty Papa Saturn is going to discipline you.

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No worries, Saturn’s discipline is out of love. Saturn wants you to grow and flourish and to become a productive member of society. If Saturn could speak he would say,

“Get your shit together!”

Whatever is stunting your productiveness is what Saturn retrograde focuses on. This could well have been an ongoing problem hindering success over many incarnations. Events or relationships will keep reinforcing the problem area this life, especially during Saturn retrograde phases, until you master it.

Saturn in Retrograde is the Cocoon Phase

By the time Saturn stations direct, you should have come to terms with the relevant issues and be prepared for the next phase of your life. Sometimes growing is painful but it is worth it in the end. Pain is how we evolve and Saturn is going to make you feel it!

Rewards won’t come easy. Be prepared to work very hard to see results!

Finally, don’t be surprised if rewards don’t come easily during this Saturn retrograde. Along with its hardline approach to justice, Saturn demands dedication and work from all of us. Lessons learned during this period will be hard-won

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Saturn is giving us all a reality check. You will feel compelled to shatter illusions in your life and be driven to let go of anything or anyone hindering your ability to manifest.

Saturn is all about physical manifestation coupled with Jupiter, it can bring about easy changes that bring enthusiasm and positive changes!

Saturn entered the retrograde zone on 30 December 2016 at 21°10′ Sagittarius. This first shadow phase lasts until Saturn retrograde on April 6. In these months you start to learn what areas of your life are holding you back and need some hard work to fix.

Saturn stations retrograde on 6 April 2017 at 27°47′ Sagittarius. From now until Saturn direct on August 25 is the phase where you learn your lessons. These are going to be very hard lessons because Venus square Saturn is one of the most challenging of all aspects in astrology. Saturn obviously retrograde makes this hard aspect even harder. Venus also retrogrades points to seriously heavy karma being sorted out during Saturn retrograde 2017.

Saturn Squaring a fixed star means TROUBLE – Evil Lurking but Destruction births Recreation – Welcome to the era of the bittersweet!

Saturn retrograde 2017 may expose some of the worst sides of human nature. Having your heart broken is one thing but being kicked when you are down is a whole other story. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel.

According to the Kemetic law of Polarity, when we witness the worst side of humanity we also witness the best. When chaos strikes, when war is started and dictators are on narcissistic ego trips, people are compelled to stand together and fight for the light of love and humanity. The yin always meets the yang. Stay strong and hold tight to your faith.

Saturn in retrograde in Sagittarius: Jupiter sextile Saturn is a time of cautious expansion. You can rely on sound judgment skills to chose only those opportunities that are right for you. Follow your heart and make the right decisions regarding which areas you would like to expand in your life. Jupiter is all about expansion!

Enjoy your ride on the karmic roller coaster and be prepared to get served what you deserve as the Universe balances the karmic scales. Remember to expand where you can, love with an open heart and remember the light at the end of the tunnel awaits you!

Happy Retrograde Season!

By Janell Hihi

Copyright@2017 All Rights Reserved.